Delectable Obeservations - Girls Being Fat, Gluttonous, Lazy, etc.

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My girlfriend is a modest-sized BBW who insists that she isn't self conscious of her body ("fuck dat I kno I got huge tits and ass under these"), but I still had to insist that I absolutely do not want to date her equally-thiqq best friend (who insisted on coming with us to the casino and kept hitting on me). Man, that was a great night... accidentally dated two girls at once. We got wasted playing pool (the loser had to twerk -- they cheated!).

Sorry, I'm just so happy I'm rambling... we spent a good amount of time talking about how awesomely thiqq they were over liquor shots. They insisted it was hormones in the food supply, which I pointed out do not survive stomach acid. Still, it was a good way for me to ask my girlfriend if her size bothered her, and when she said it didn't, I told her it didn't bother me either. That would've been a good time for a kiss, but the other girl literally shouted "I'm taking him!" and dragged my ass to the bar to get more drinks 🤘🤘 and then she whispered in my ear that we should do a threesome... and accidentally drooled on my shoulder 😖 we ate food instead -- lots of food!

I'm extremely tempted to write a true-story and post it, but I'll probably just incorporate the experience into my fictional stuff instead. Will definitely keep everyone posted about this massive string of good luck. 

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Update: I’ve taken my girl out a few times to eat. She tends to not eat enough because she’s taking some sort of fad diet medicine. However, this makes her belly rumble like a volcano all the time 👀

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I love my girlfriend 🥰 even though she’s dieting, she actually has no issue with being thicc (she just wants a smaller belly so that she looks more curvy). I’m giving her diet and workout tips, but in the meantime we read wg comics together. We read No Lunch Break first and now we’re on Elf-San Wa Yaserarenai.

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Went to see a girl in Charlotte, NC over the weekend (this is why I was so quiet the last two days) and she’s been dieting for a bit but accidentally gained five pounds recently. Still, I told her she was noticeably smaller than last I saw her, so of course she eagerly asked me how I could tell. “Cause last time, your stomach was out here…” and I put my hand about an inch out from her belly. This made her squeal and slap my hand away. “You are too honest for your own good!” She said. But I just said it would’ve been worse if I said she looked the same size 😂