maltesefalcon Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 4 hours ago, sinman said: Anybody else getting that Sharon Stone "True Intentions" vibe? You mean Basic Instinct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 hours ago, pet sounds said: I've never heard it called a protractor before. Have we encountered the Pythagoras of porn?😁 deux_anges, davx1111 and pet sounds 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 hours ago, thadrou90 said: My bad, def not 5'10" in that case! Didn't realize we had this photo evidence that contradicted it. Based on those photos, I'm guessing Ellana's more like 5'2", then? As for her weight, who knows. My intuition's shot now... If the overall physique proportions stay the same, you could expect an increase of 40% (or so) in weight going from 5' 2" to 5' 10". gyorgy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 hours ago, jakemcduck said: And I'll give you my best estimation of her weight when I carry her across the threshold on our wedding night. 1mini1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Just now, maltesefalcon said: Better hurry up. At the rate she's growing you'll need a forklift soon. 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 44 minutes ago, adecourv said: Yummy body and big ass courtesy of ice cream Maybe it should be called ass cream? 1mini1, rd2000 and Your Friendly Forum Lurker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 So...based on the first couple pics, I'm assuming she plays for the other team? tom tomson, wakpak33 and maybejames 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 5 hours ago, tom tomson said: I mean I dunno but "ty for adopting me as your friend" doesn't seem like relationship talk lol If I saw two women, two men or one of each snuggled up in a tub like that, I would assume they are more than friends. NTTAWWT. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 7 hours ago, Longtimelurker said: Ellana looks like a frumpy fat girl in these pics Hmm. Nice clothes, shoes. Beautiful hair. Seductive poses and smile. Even if one did not appreciate a more voluptuous figure, it would be hard to justify calling her frumpy. bigorange3 and kachenjunga 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Longtimelurker said: Has anyone considered the possibility that Ellana might be a closet feedee? Yes. This is her closet. But she will need a bigger one soon. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Google will probably tell you that the best place to find such a portal is an ATM because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 hours ago, thadrou90 said: She's lookin good in the latest AGT vid! It's rare treat: we don't normally get to see her belly rolls squish together like this. Isn't that the same video from just a couple posts above? Jhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Does she play for the other team? Jhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 6 hours ago, JLH_Lover said: People keep saying she's 5'10" thanks to an error that comes up when you Google her. She's clearly not that tall. The last time this came up, someone here said that she said in an interview that she's 5'5". We only need to examine her relative height to draw the obvious conclusion. Only one percent of women are five foot ten or taller. The model to the right of the photo is a foot taller than Elena. The odds of that one being six foot ten are pretty small... lalt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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