Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 11, 2023 Curvage Model Share Posted December 11, 2023 I need a chuckle one of my favorite jokes is the old “The camera adds 10 pounds, so how many cameras did you have on you?” LaurenLush, mbrewster, tubbybellies and 11 others 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrewster Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 What do you call two fat people have a chat? A heavy discussion. What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. loladeluna, S77, Buffet Belly Stuffer and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 12, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 12, 2023 42 minutes ago, mbrewster said: What do you call two fat people have a chat? A heavy discussion. What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. These are fucking excellent and I’ve never heard them before!! CE1694, Inga Bittersweet, mbrewster and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrewster Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jersey Ghoul 666 said: These are fucking excellent and I’ve never heard them before!! I'm so glad you like them! Got a ton more if needed Jersey Ghoul 666 and loladeluna 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuscleCarz88 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Diet Coke: Making people feel better about ordering two Big Macs and a large fry since 1982. She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up! My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me Yo mama so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Fat Ass Ruby, Inga Bittersweet, fatowl and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model LaurenLush CLIPS Posted December 12, 2023 Curvage Model Share Posted December 12, 2023 These all made my day 😂 mbrewster, Inga Bittersweet, MuscleCarz88 and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrewster Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 I was lying in bed with my wife last night. She looked at me seductively and said, “I’m wide awake, babe.” I said, “You’re wide when you’re asleep too.” sackdaddy, Fiendish_Feeder, stuckage_fan and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 12, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 hours ago, MuscleCarz88 said: She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up! HOOOOLY SHIT this may be one of the best ones I’ve ever heard Inga Bittersweet, MuscleCarz88 and overkill 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 12, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 12, 2023 18 minutes ago, mbrewster said: I was lying in bed with my wife last night. She looked at me seductively and said, “I’m wide awake, babe.” I said, “You’re wide when you’re asleep too.” Omg yes please drip feed these into the topic so I can giggle several times a day Inga Bittersweet, mbrewster and overkill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrewster Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 She's so fat, when she got her picture taken last year, it's still printing. She's so fat when she walks past the tv I miss three episodes. She's so fat when she fell down no one laughed, but the ground cracked up. S77, Fat Ass Ruby, tubbybellies and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozak Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 She's so fat, she sat on the rainbow that made Skittles. She's so big, she puts her belt on with a boomerang. She's so heavy when she wears high heels she strikes oil. mbrewster, Fat Ass Ruby, Jersey Ghoul 666 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuscleCarz88 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Yoooo.... So, my neighbor with the big titties is outside gardening topless today... I just wish his wife would do the same! Fiendish_Feeder, S77, mbrewster and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 12, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 12, 2023 I am so fucking glad I started this thread omg I’m cracking the fuck up ! overkill, Buffet Belly Stuffer and mbrewster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigirlover Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Jersey Ghoul 666 said: I need a chuckle one of my favorite jokes is the old “The camera adds 10 pounds, so how many cameras did you have on you?” A joke from the tv show friends? Jersey Ghoul 666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 So why is Thanksgiving a fat girls favorite holiday? Cause she says Thanks for Giving her food. Inga Bittersweet and Jersey Ghoul 666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Why do chubby chasers chase after people who can't even run? Buffet Belly Stuffer, loladeluna, Jersey Ghoul 666 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbyblubber Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 She's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. She's so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call. She's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued". She's so fat her belt size is "Equator". Inga Bittersweet and Jersey Ghoul 666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Mo Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 She’s so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house! Inga Bittersweet and Jersey Ghoul 666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Mo Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 She’s so fat she walked past the tv and I missed 3 episodes! Jersey Ghoul 666 and Inga Bittersweet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 13, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 13, 2023 On 12/12/2023 at 9:45 PM, bigirlover said: A joke from the tv show friends? That’s certainly where I first heard it but I feel the joke may be a little older than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 13, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 13, 2023 On 12/13/2023 at 5:41 AM, chubbyblubber said: She's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued". That’s weigh in goals right there🤣 chubbyblubber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You’re bigger than that! * * * It’s been said that the idea of welcoming and embracing overweight people started largely with the wider community. * * * Don’t tease fat people, they already have too much on their plate. Fiendish_Feeder, loladeluna, Inga Bittersweet and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inga Bittersweet Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 These are pretty good. Keep on coming! Buffet Belly Stuffer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted December 17, 2023 Author Curvage Model Share Posted December 17, 2023 I dunno about y’all but I often think of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets REALLY FAT and he’s at the movies. One of the other patrons says “Hey fatty, what about a FRIDGE too far?” and honestly when I first heard it I had no idea why it was so funny or what it was referring to. (Later learning it was A play on the movie title “a bridge too far) But to this day I crack the fuck up whenever I think of it. symphonic45, overkill, DJHoneybear and 8 others 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinny6 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 A guy at the disco does up to a fat girl breakdancing. He says, "Wow, great strength!" She blushes and says, "You really think so?" He responds, "Absolutely. Most floors would've given way by now." It's always best to not tell jokes about fat people though, because they never work out. 😜 Jersey Ghoul 666, Fiendish_Feeder and Inga Bittersweet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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