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Diet Coke: Making people feel better about ordering two Big Macs and a large fry since 1982.

 

She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!

 

My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me

Yo mama so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

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18 minutes ago, mbrewster said:

I was lying in bed with my wife last night.

She looked at me seductively and said, “I’m wide awake, babe.”

I said, “You’re wide when you’re asleep too.”

Omg yes please drip feed these into the topic so I can giggle several times a day 

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If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You’re bigger than that!

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It’s been said that the idea of welcoming and embracing overweight people started largely with the wider community.

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Don’t tease fat people, they already have too much on their plate.

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I dunno about y’all but I often think of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets REALLY FAT and he’s at the movies. 
One of the other patrons says “Hey fatty, what about a FRIDGE too far?” 
and honestly when I first heard it I had no idea why it was so funny or what it was referring to. (Later learning it was A play on the movie title “a bridge too far) 

But to this day I crack the fuck up whenever I think of it. 

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