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All alone on a Saturday and what do I do? Stuff myself like a pig again! After pizza, mini pies, little chocolate cakes and bottles of soda I'm huge and bloated and big as a whale. My gut is hard and round. I'm so fat and stuffed I can't get up off the bed. I lie there loudly moaning, whining, and burping. And of course eating and drinking some more, so stupid! It really hurts very bad and feels like I might burst! Why did I do this again? Someone needs to stop me...and I may need some help getting up or I'll just have to sleep it off till I can stand again.
