About This File
We really need to talk about how fat I've gotten.
I know you've noticed.
And I'm so embarrassed, but I just can't hide it anymore. My belly has gotten so big it's bulge can be seen in even my baggy tshirts. And I keep having to buy new clothes to try and fit over it.
I'm really sorry that I have let it get so out of control. I just can't seem to stop myself from eating. You must have noticed the food bills even though there's never anything to eat. Oh, and all the to-go containers!
I'm so sorry I got this fat! I hope you can forgive me. And I hope that somehow you can still find me sexy.
I'm going to try and lose weight. I'll try really really hard to be good...I promise.