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I dunno...social and psychological studies?

Had no clue she was of German and British descent. I always assumed she had something a bit more "exotic" in her bloodline....but I guess she's just a "Graham cracker".

Perhaps I shouldn't have used the word "all", but it's been proven that lots of "big shots" who bash others' sexual preferences do it out of frustration for their own non-existent sex lives.

Hey don't be dissin' my pudgy homeboy CJ. He's the real (O)bese(G)lutton.

We already knew all of this(hopefully), but it's nice to see a younger generation catching on so quickly! http://www.upworthy.com/asked-about-her-body-mass-index-this-eighth-grader-had-the-best-answer

Any with you as the subject. Oh, and I'm right here, babe.

They all seem are so vain and insecure...I don't know if I'd call any of them F.A.'s, but they clearly feel the need to bash others to assure themselves of their own "superiority". They can't stand when a chick gets fat and is still happy, yet they, with their six packs and bulging biceps can't get laid if their 'roid-powered lives depended on it. If they really are closet chubby-chasers, it'd be like the all-too-common case a fervently anti-Gay "Christian" leader preaching about "morality", "family values", and most importantly... "ONLY BETWEEN A MARRIED MAN AND WOMAN", and after his sermon he privately counsels the 6-12 year old male church choir....yeah, I think we all know where this one goes(before hell, that is). The only difference is that there's nothing wrong liking fat chicks, but it's still the same principle of being ashamed of one's preferences, whether it be by our society's enforced standards or a "sacred" book written thousands of years ago....the reaction is still to overly-suppress those evil(or in our case, not-so-evil) feelings by outwardly rallying against those afflicted with similar tastes.

Hardly a DUFF.

DAT NAME

Jaws was not in "A View to a Klll". Only "The Spy Who Lovely Me" and then "Moonraker". Chris Walken was the arch nemesis in VtaK, Moore's last Bond.

White Castle. Not the restaurant, but I mean literally....an entire medieval brick-and-mortar fortress. The contents of the moat will help wash it down. An all-too fitting meal for a true Queen.

Hey, it's Shannon Tweed without her makeup!

Gene Simmons' daughter?!?!?! Let's play the tried-and-true Internet game of Expectation vs. Reality! Expectation: Reality:

This might be relevant. Shameless, but relevant.

The inspiration Accompanying Photoshop/morph coming soon. 13 REASONS WHY I'M FAT Meaningless Backstory: Overwhelmed by the incessant fat-shaming-related bullying, Hannah Bakery decides to take her own life. She records thirteen tapes, each dedicated to a separate fast food joint that she holds responsible for making her the size she is today. Fast-forward to the present: Hannah put on the hot water, undressed and opened up a small box of razors...but suddenly heard an alert on her phone. "Would you shut the fuck up, you stupid phone...I'm trying to concentrate here!", Hannah exclaimed out loud. Trying to calm herself down, Hannah spoke again, soothingly. "Okay, it'll all be over soon. Before I know it, I'll be at a grandiose White Castle restaurant in the sky, floating on an edible cloud of cotton candy. Yummers," Hannah gently sighed as she closed her eyes and attempted to relax. The phone went off again. "Fuck!" Hannah got up, still buck naked to switch off those pesky notifications. Out of sheer curiosity, she checked to see exactly what the updates were. The normal textual harassment... 10:43PM:fat cow go kill yourself 10:46PM:but don't use a rope or it'll break 10:48PM:we can end world hunger with the meat on your corpse 10:49PM:and harvest you for a lifetime of soap ` Same old, same old. But one of the messages in particular caught her eye. It made Hannah more furious than all of the other texts combined. It was an automated ad for a porn site. "Fuck, not another spam message...mmmm, SPAM", drooled Hannah, having a brief Homer Simpson moment, like all fat people do. She quickly snapped out of it. "But really, I hate seeing all these girls who are so much thinner and therefore prettier than I am getting all the hot sexy guys". Hannah reached down to push the Ignore button, but her fingers were so wide that she inadvertently opened the link. "Arrrrgggh!" screamed Hannah in udder utter disgust. "All these fuckin' skinny bitches and..." Hannah's voice trailed off immediately as something incredible caught her eye. "That girl is actually bigger than I am! Do people actually pay for this? And does she even get any of the money?? What is a BBW???" Long story short: Hannah Bakery discovers that big really is beautiful and becomes one of the most popular and successful BBW models ever. So instead of a quick, relaxing death in a warm bathtub, she opts for a much slower one via clogged arteries and heart disease. THE END

She's an "AGT" model?

Sorry, but only pictures 1-5 did anything for me.

After seeing that there are folks out there such as yourself and @maybejames, it would also be a better place if curvage adopted a "Love" emoji reaction, a la fb.

Well, even if she does, I guess we'll never find out!

I know I'm seriously fucked the head, but if anyone is taking a guy posing as a fictitious 1000+ lb intergalactic loan sharking slug on an erotic sub forum about photoshopping skinny celebs obese with anything more than a "grain" of salt the size of planet Alderaan(is that also too soon?), then you might also have a few vague issues to address. Jesus fuck...I would've permabanned me. Glad I'm not a mod. Well, once I get one, I promise not to quit for that endeavor. But it worked for guys like Howard Stern. At least financially.

My meticulous analysis eliminated the possibilities it being in a dining room or a tropical rain forest. Why not just give her username instead? Unless she's always changing it.

Oh, believe you me, if affects the fuck out of me. More than anyone who knows me(even IRL) would or could ever imagine. In fact, if someone else had posted word-for-ford what I did, I probably would've even had the same angered and hurt reaction. Making me an obvious hypocrite, but I need to be brutally honest here. These sorts of tragedies are so unspeakably horrendous to me that I literally cry over them and frequently stop eating or getting out of bed. When something so unfathomable occurs that I don't WANT to believe that we live in a world like this, it is almost impossible for me to properly function and do what is best for others, while trying to preserve your own shattered sanity and wildly varying range of negative emotions. It is emotionally and even physically painful to know there are those out there with such little regard for anyone else who doesn't follow their own perverted interpretation of a religious book. So in addition to wanting to take it as seriously as possible, and wanting to do everything within my mortal powers to prevent anything of the sort from ever occurring again, as a coping mechanism I will also frequently take a slight stance to disassociate myself from the excruciating gravity of the situation via treating it in a disgustingly flippant manner. I'm not by any means wanting or trying to downplay or marginalize the seriousness of what took place, but I'm also well aware of that being a very valid conclusion for most people to draw. To some degree, I am a textbook case of cognitive dissonance. As a Jew, I will always laugh at what I deem to be clever yet otherwise viciously "insensitive" Holocaust jokes as long as I don't see any evidence of the "offender" being a true Neo-Nazi. In high school, there was not a dry eye(even those of the biggest assholes) in all of my class during the live coverage of 9/11. What was my vocal reaction to seeing the twin towers collapse in real time? "JENGA!" I'm not even kidding. When I witness something so saddening, and/or fear-inducing, I guess I'm too much of a pussy to face things head on, making me, someone paradoxically, so hyper-sensitive that I will selfishly ignore others' sensitivities. I know that there are a lot of like-minded people out there, but also a lot those who would be more than understandably be hurt by my words and despite what almost anyone could easily argue, the very last thing in the world I'd want to do would be to cause or add to anyone's pain and suffering. Edit: Holy shit...I just entered all of that while still being under the impression that @maybejames was being sarcastic with his last post, unbeknownst to the fact that he had actually restored my deleted previous comments. Needless to say, everything I just said here still stands, probably even more so now that the controversial context has once again been made available. Hats off to you, good Sir.

Looks like a bathroom to me.