About This File
I recently learned I'm too fat to kayak! Listen to me tell the story of my ultimate fatty fail all while burping and stuffing to my heart's content!
Stuffing & Burping - I brought my most recent craving to "snack" on while I tell you my story! I shove sub sandwiches into my mouth, getting massive bites and I let out massive soda fueled burps when my mouth isn't full of food... All whilst trying my best to tell the story. . .
Too Fat to Kayak! - Each moment not filled with belching and my food loving moans, I tell you the story of how I learned I'm much too fat for an activity like kayaking. I tell you the struggles of squeezing myself into the kayak, how I needed a strong person to pull me out when I was done and many other fun fatty fails I encountered during the experience! All whilst posting pictures on the screen of how I looked while I was kayaking just so you get the perfect picture of how incredible this fail was.