Doc Mo Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Inga Bittersweet, Jersey Ghoul 666, BlueberryLover319 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Lucas 95 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Ya mama is so fat, the only language she speaks is piggy. Jersey Ghoul 666, Buffet Belly Stuffer and Inga Bittersweet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharminglyEvil Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 How to know whether or not you're fat... • you find change in your pocket... and you aren't wearing any clothes • you get winded combing your hair • the all-you-can-eat buffet wait staff sees you and dons riot gear loladeluna, Jersey Ghoul 666, CE1694 and 5 others 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 If they say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, then wouldn't the way to a chubby chaser's heart is through a fat one? Inga Bittersweet and CE1694 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted February 21 Author Curvage Model Share Posted February 21 On 12/24/2023 at 9:27 PM, Skinny6 said: A guy at the disco does up to a fat girl breakdancing. He says, "Wow, great strength!" She blushes and says, "You really think so?" He responds, "Absolutely. Most floors would've given way by now." It's always best to not tell jokes about fat people though, because they never work out. 😜 These are good I’ve never heard them before!! Skinny6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feedeesage Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I might have bit off more than I can chew... but that's why I'm here... it's bad. I know Jersey Ghoul 666 and Inga Bittersweet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loladeluna Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Not really a joke but a funny memory, I used to work in a clothing store Customer: "Say, this garment is fattening? Me: Um, I don't think it has many calories Jersey Ghoul 666, Inga Bittersweet, tubbybellies and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Dating a girl is like riding an roller-coaster. There's no weight limit. What does a husband do when he takes his fat wife out to dinner? Warn the chef she's arrived for the usual. Everything. I heard there was an earthquake in town today. Nah that was just my girlfriend going to the store. When she's a "snacc" but big enough to be a buffet. Inga Bittersweet, stuckage_fan, CE1694 and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 I’m not saying you’re fat, but when there’s a family picture being taken, you’re the background. A fat woman is lying down at the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" “Well you see,” says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!" You're fat. It's not because it runs in the family, you're fat because nobody runs in your family. Inga Bittersweet, loladeluna, KapiteinPuddingPens and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted March 4 Author Curvage Model Share Posted March 4 She’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion 🤣 Fiendish_Feeder, CE1694, stuckage_fan and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 She's so fat that, ducks follow her because of how much she waddles. loladeluna, Buffet Belly Stuffer, Jersey Ghoul 666 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Did you hear about the overweight ghost? He was supernatural in size! You’re so fat, you can use Google Maps to find your own belly button. You’re so fat, you belong to the Ragu blood type. You’re so fat, when you go to a buffet, you take a table instead of a plate. Inga Bittersweet, Jersey Ghoul 666, Belly worshipper and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish_Feeder Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 This one is more a corny pick up line than a joke. Did you fall from heaven, because you look like you wiped out the dinosaurs. loladeluna, Jersey Ghoul 666, tubbybellies and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 5 minutes ago, Fiendish_Feeder said: This one is more a corny pick up line than a joke. Did you fall from heaven, because you look like you wiped out the dinosaurs. I hurt myself laughing at the one! 😂 Fiendish_Feeder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 15th-century women weren’t fat. They were Gothiccc. Why did the IT specialist get fat? He accepted all cookies. What do a fat person in America and a rich person in the UK have in common? They have a lot of pounds. CE1694, Fiendish_Feeder, Felino Fantasma and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 What do fat people and refrigerators have in common? They're heavy and constantly needed to be full of food. How I like my women. Inga Bittersweet, tubbybellies, CE1694 and 3 others 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly worshipper Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 When a fat woman sitting on you is a "threat of violence" is actually a "threat of a good time". Buffet Belly Stuffer, CE1694, Inga Bittersweet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 In 1978, amateur astrophysicists Frederick Mercury and Brian May posited that the planet’s axial rotation was due to sizeably-posteriored members of the female population. In 40 years, this theory has yet to be disproven or even refuted by the scientific community at large. Thus it is a valid scientific theory that: 🎶”…fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round’…”🎶 Belly worshipper, stuckage_fan, Jersey Ghoul 666 and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish_Feeder Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Your mamma so fat, all your siblings are food babys Inga Bittersweet, Jersey Ghoul 666 and Buffet Belly Stuffer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Fiendish_Feeder said: Your mamma so fat, all your siblings are food babys Fiendish_Feeder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish_Feeder Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Your mamma so fat, SeaWorld Animal Rescue began pouring buckets of water on her while waiting for a truck to haul her back to sea. Inga Bittersweet and Jersey Ghoul 666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model Jersey Ghoul 666 CLIPS Posted March 16 Author Curvage Model Share Posted March 16 On 3/5/2024 at 3:32 PM, Buffet Belly Stuffer said: 15th-century women weren’t fat. They were Gothiccc. Why did the IT specialist get fat? He accepted all cookies. What do a fat person in America and a rich person in the UK have in common? They have a lot of pounds. I’m stealing that gothicc one lol Buffet Belly Stuffer and LostDouglasg610 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonerLow Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 3 trips. Yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips. Inga Bittersweet, Fiendish_Feeder and Buffet Belly Stuffer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffet Belly Stuffer Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Yo mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs, my phone ran out of space. ****** Did you hear about the business that offered balloon rides for fat people? It unfortunately never got off the ground. ****** Why do fat Romans dress tight and slim Romans dress loose? Because their L is bigger than their XL. stuckage_fan, Inga Bittersweet and Fiendish_Feeder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish_Feeder Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 This isn't technically a joke, but I laugh whenever I remember Ryan Gosling deliberately gained 60 lbs for a role by chugging melted ice cream for three months straight only to be fired days before shooting began. I guess the director thought the weight gain was more than Kenough. Buffet Belly Stuffer and Inga Bittersweet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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