The Fat Reckoning

The fat reckoning is upon us. Everyone is getting fatter. It's become so easy to get fat, all our food is packed with grease and sugar. People have become more enabled to be lazy. Spaces are becoming more fat-friendly. Soon we will have booths that are double the size they currently are, or a whole row of plane seats will be devoted to just one passenger. At every turn, we're moving towards a fatter society. In fact, I'm starting to look small, I need to catch up! I need to get even fatter, to grow even bigger. I want to be able to outgrow bariatric hospital beds. I want to outpace 600 pound fatties. I have to get bigger so I don't get lost in the fat reckoning, I want to stand out as FAT in a society of obese piggies. 

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Clip features: fat chat, fatter future, gaining talk, some mild morbid elements