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Imagine: Your fat house wife has gotten so heavy over the summer that she’s having a hard time doing all of her house work. You reassure her that it’s okay that she’s gotten so out of shape—it’s okay if she’s slower and it takes her a little longer to do things. And you get her an ice cream to eat while paying lots of attention to her swollen, fat belly. She asks you things like, “It’s okay that I’m getting so big my boobs rest on my belly?”
”Mmhmm,” you murmur back to her, handing resting on her massive middle.
Meanwhile, everyone wonders how she’s gotten so fat during your relationship.
