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I see my boy has spent another Valentine's Day alone and sad about it. This time of year sure reminds you of any insecurities you may have. Mommy knows best, though, so why don't you take my advice when it comes to self-improvement? I want to see you become the most attractive version of yourself possible. You're going to have to eat for me. Get big. Skinny and scrawny is out. Women like me want a man with some meat on his bones. A fatty, even. And you'd love to find a woman just like mommy, wouldn't you? Then start packing on the pounds. Now is the perfect time to grab all that clearance Valentine's day chocolate and candy and binge. Gorge yourself on it and mommy will watch. That's a good boy.
