Woot!!!! Sorry—-I gave my feeder a little bit of a preview, and then he told me to drink heavy cream. Okay, he said I should drink something, and I picked heavy cream? Was it my idea? Hmmm (#brainwashme, hypnotherapy)
YAYYYYYYY 1K FOLLOWERS!! React to this post (hot, love, haha, etc.) for a chance to be 1 of 10 luck ducks who get a free clip!!!!! Raffle ends at 6:30 PST!!! I’ll be filming until then!
Soooo this is the internet and things can be misinterpreted. PLUS, if you haven’t noticed, I am exceptionally awkward (*ahem* I was homeschooled... yikes, right?). LET ME BE CLEAR!! THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO TOP DOWNLOAD EVEN FOR A SECOND. Also! I DON’T VIEW THIS AS A COMPETITION!! I’m just stupid and really assumed that meant I had top download for at least a day 😅 I am not here to compete, compare, complain. That’s thin, gym GGG shit. Thicc Curvage GGG is here to encourage, enjoy, and.... okay fuck alliteration, I’m here to have fun and enjoy the comfort of my fellow perverts, models, and those who are both.
PSA OVER! And PSYCHHHHHHH I’m still giving away 5 free clips. It’s 5 o’clock. Runs until 7pm EST! Mmm, yeah baby, don’t you like the number five? 50 minutes for 5 bucks for five hours? Mmf. 5 free clips, ohhhhhh. About to post the weigh-in? Oh, five yeah.
React! React, I say!!!! I am picking three winners from “hot,” one from “love,” and one from “haha.”