PilsburyDoughZoe

My AMA has gone quiet for so long lol, everyone must have asked everything, but I want a ton of things to respond to when I get home from work so plugging it again 

Well... Here i am, drunk again lmao

Just been laying in bed all day, my friend wants to come over now, guess i need to get dressed at least

Waking up still drunk, maybe time to sleep more lol. 

It's late and i am drunk and still drinking and like no one is on on any chatsite aiyah! lol

I know all girls are beautiful blah blah, but i'm trying to go for this average, plain jane fat girl look. I was chased by guys my whole life, i wanna be average and have to work hard to hook up like my friends. I'm funny, it makes up for my lack of looks 😉 i'd rather go for the girl/guy complimenting my personality and saying looks dont matter. At least on this site my body is considered sexy lol, be a butterface here than. I know i'm odd for this, but i dunno, it's what i've been striving for. it's why i started wearing my glasses although i dont need them, and stopped wearing makeup, let my hair get greasy i even switched to generic shampoo from walmart, i think i look average, cute, plain jane, chunky.

I love HIMYM but the ending always pisses me off....

First, Robin is such an awful person, she dumps Ted because she doesn't want a commitment, yet then immediately starts wining about being single and wanting a boyfriend, and even dates a guy with a kid and tries hard to make it work. So either she does want a commitment just not with Ted, or she wants to hookup and isn't brave enough to just admit she's like Barney... Then she ruins her marriage, and then ditches her friends....

But after all that, Ted finally moves on and find's Traci... Only to then go back after Robin? DId he really love Traci or was he just settling with her and waiting for another chance to jump at Robin...

I always watch the show thinking it's about him moving on from her, at first I hated Victoria for ending things because he wanted to stay friends with Robin, but maybe it's cause she could tell he was just settling and if she died he'd run back to Robin...

Anyways, just finished another run of the series and needed to vent lol

Summer is really making me notice how fat i've gotten, sweating in rolls i didn't know I had, having to lift up my gut to get air to it. Rubbed a litte raw underneath...Just so hot and sweaty...

I dunno her name, but that actress from Last Man Standing, the oldest daughter, she put on a ton of weight thru the first few seasons, and instead of making episodes with her dieting trying to lose, they just dress her appropriately and make her look sexy. 

Anyone else think how odd it is weight has on age? Like I gained and I feel it's added ten years to me, many say i could pass for 30's. Then i have a friend who gains and looks younger, the plumpness makes her look like a chubby teen... Another friend loses and looks super old (lost too much) and it's like, wow, so many different effects lol

What animal do you think i look the most like?

I said a week, its 1 day before a week,but i am home, drunk, bored, and wanna chat with peeps lol so heres my AMA forum  also heres a belly pic lol before after even

Anyone else see this Jack Ryan trailer and kept waiting for the pranks and for Jim to look at the camera? I just cannot see him in a serious action movie...

I thought i looked cute today, anyways just sittin around bored now lol

Guys need to learn to take rejection. Especially online... If your very first message to me is trying to get me to chat off the site you found me on, it's a huge red flag to me that you aren't interested in the site's theme. i'v had a bad thing happen to me and have learned from it, I do not leave the site i met you on until i really know you. This guy told me to stop living in a bubble of fear... Learning from my mistakes is not a bubble of fear, and the way he responded to my messages with hate and anger, was proof i dodged a bullet. So many times i turn a guy down and his next message to me is filled with insults and anger. 

whoever keeps sending the same/similar message of "keep up your great work/strong spirit" to my sarahah please stop... i do not need to be spammed that kind of message im good lol, i get excited thinking its an AMA thing and its just that junk... thanks for the sentiment but please stop now

Finally work is all over and i get a couple days off! gonna spend most tomorrow not leaving the bed lol have to eventually cause i want to drink and i'm all out

Don't want to go to work today, wanna stay home and graze all day

I'm gonna plug my forum again cause i'm bored, but i will try to only do it once a week so i don't annoy everyone (always open for questions lol) but i'mma share a belly pic so maybe that makes it better? lmao

Went to the bar near me, had a dozen wings as an app, then a big greasy burger smothered in chili with an order of fries, and then stopped and got icecream for at home. only two messages lmao, also i appreciate the reactions on my pics, but i'm a huge fan of comments, compliments are always accepted but i love to be teased, when it like sounds real and not obviously faked, hate fake teasing lol. 

I'm going out to eat since it's way too quiet around here. When I get home I expect my inbox to be full and all my pics to have comments on them lmao, mmhmm that i do! Also feel free to ask stuff in my forum it is always open. 

Anyone else have skinny friends that just stop by with food? Like they feel guilty pigging out alone but if they pig out with me it makes them feel less like a pig lmao.
Anyways, my friend left now and i'm bored so come to my forum and Ask Me Anything! 

I think sarahah is down still though but don't be too shy to ask anything lol

Met a guy who liked my weight, was telling him how i like it too and i like to be teased about it and that a good way to turn me on is to take me to the pub, get me drunk and stuffed on wings while teasing me for being a pig, call attention to my fat etc... he kept going on, "something about me makes women not wanna leave the house" i again said, "not for me, gotta get me started with public teasing" and he goes, no i won't, you'll love staying at home not going out... LMAO, told him i wasn't interested and he sent a bunch of confused messages as to why.. Because dude, i told you EXACTLY what i am into and you think you're so great i don't need the things that turn me on to be in the mood... haha... His loss

Drinkin beer tonight, i love beer bellies on girls, all my old gfs either had one or grew one lol, whether they liked it or not haha

Went out and had a burger and fries, stuffed and getting drunk. And, Woohoo! Looks like sarahah is back working again, so AMA tonight, thread in my profile of course! My sims 4 self lol