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Some oblivious asshole tried to kill me on the 405 Thursday night. They didn't succeed, and they didn't stick around after forcing me into the K-Rail. They gotta try harder than that to yeet me off this planet. The Aprilia and I will both live to ride another day!
*And fucking hell, I need to lay off the booze. I'm getting chubby. 🤦🏼♂️
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It’s uncanny how you had such a daring brush with danger so recently 😯 and just as I myself was burned when the Starbucks girl splashed my fingers with hot tea 😱 apparently I scream like Richard Simmons and I had to leave because everyone was staring. Coincidence? I think not! This is an elaborate assassination ploy