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I’ve had this idea for a T-shirt in my head for a few weeks now and I finally made it. I think it turned out well. What do you think? Would anyone wear it? Or is it one of those subjects/topics that’s best kept behind closed doors? Link and picture below. BBW Gainer Tee

Chapter 3: A foretaste of the feast to come Stacey was very nervous. New place, no friends or family and told that everything would be provided for her. She had no clue what to expect. She pulled into the parking lot and sees a quaint little collection of houses all meeting up in a central quad. After finding s good parking space she walks up to the registration booth. "Are you ready to change your life? Are you ready to finally live the Large life? Are you ready to stop being a starving entrepreneur? Come on over and we'll get you signed in!" Stacey walked over to the booth and introduces herself. "I'm Stacey in ready for boot camp!" "Hello, I'm Angela! And trust me, you're going to see MASSIVE growth in your business. Just sign this paper work and then we'll take you to your new home!" Stacey still didn't recognize the double entendres going on. Angela was nearly three times her size with a belly which looked 8 months pregnant with twins, breasts which strained against her tight yellow sundress, and jeans that hugged the wife curve of her hips. Stacey eagerly filled out the paperwork and handed it to Angela. "Ok all done! I'm ready!" "Great follow me, here is your welcome packet which you can read later but right now you don't want to miss the dinner buffet." "Oh I'm not hungry righ..." Angela cut her off, "no trust me, you are going to wish you'd eaten when you had the chance. That's part of the feast or famine method. Tonight is a freebie but the first couple of weeks are brutal! Get to the dining hall early and eat until it hurts or else it is going to hurt worse later this week." Stacey was confused but kept walking to her house. "What a cute little place, I'll be very comfortable here! She thought. "Alright, here you are! Now go get in line for dinner. Trust me on this one!" Stavey did as she was told. The food looked and smelled amazing and she piled her tray high. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, garlic bread, ham, turkey, cake, ice cream, bread pudding, frozen custard. Stacey went back to the buffet 5 times each time pushing herself to eat more. After the 3rd trip her dress began feeling snug around her middle but she decided to keep going. After an hour of eating she leaned back with a pain in her belly. The waitress brought one last plate of cherry pie and encouraged her to enjoy it. Slowly she ate the last few fork fulls and she was done. She had a couple hours before the opening ceremony so she decided to head back to her house and sleep.

Chapter 2: Application Approved! There it was! In big, bold letters. "Application Approved!" She opens the email and excitedly reads "Stacey, we're so glad you've decided to stop being a starving entrepreneur! You're going to see massive growth in business! Our program is unique and has been developed over 40 years by some of the most successful entrepreneurs. Click here to see their stories!" The link goes to a landing page with a handful of pictures of the boot camp teachers. She clicks on the first one. Tatiana $5.8 Billion (35) "I went to law school thinking that all the rich people I knew were lawyers so that must be my ticket. I slogged away as an associate at some big law firm eating rabbit food and living in a garden apartment until I was 30. I knew there had to be something more. I hungered for a change. That's when I realized, I had to take my life into my own hands. I couldn't wait for my boss to make me a partner I had to start my own business. That's when I decided to strike out on my own. It took me 3 years to learn what you're going to learn in 6 months. I made some huge mistakes that cost me tons of money. There were months that I was literally starving. That's when I realized that in order to be successful at business I had to treat it like breathing. That's when I said to myself, no more settling for rabbit food! Either I sell or I don't eat! And if I make a big sale I'm only eating the best! It was only when selling became a nonnegotiable that I saw massive growth in business! I'll teach you the feast or famine method I've developed in the school of hard knocks so that you can see massive growth like me and train yourself to never settle for a small life again!" Hillary $4.6B 28 "When I first discovered Tatianas feast or famine method I had been building my business the wrong way for 2 years and I was in a rut. I just couldn't stay motivated. There were times that even though I was looking in my cupboards at an empty shelf of food I just couldn't get motivated. I was so thin my family thought I was annorexic. Little did they know, I was just broke! I was so sick of the failure I needed massive growth in my business! When I finally learned that making a sale was as important as eating I saw massive growth in business and now I'm not a starving entrepreneur!" Stacey closes the browser, excited at the possibilities. She continues reading the email. "We're excited to kick start your business! You're only 6 months away from business success! Are you ready for massive growth in business? Say it with me "I'm done being a starving entrepreneuer! Get ready to move in! We'll provide you with clothes, food, lodging, and everything you need to get started! Just come eager to learn and with an appetite for change! We will see you Monday!" Stacey closes the email. Wow, this is going to be great! I'm going to grow so much! I can't wait to start my business! No more being a starving entrepreneur for me!

Chapter 1: I have to get out This past week was tough for Stacey. She's in a job that she hates, no boyfriend, all of her family and friends live out of town, and it's starting to get on her nerves! Her entire life is just work and work out, How can anyone live like this!? Just then a Facebook ad catches her eye. "See massive growth in business in 6 months! If you've been waiting to break free of your 9-5, here is your chance! Kickstart your growth at the Growth in Business boot camp! We'll give you the motivation you need to grow your business! Don't be a starving entrepreneur! Experience the feast of business success! Apply today!" "That sounds like exactly what I need! I've always thought about starting a business." She says excitedly. This would be her way out of her awful job! She eagerly fills out the application. Name, DOB, SSN, resume, picture, height, weight, medical history and done! Excitedly she goes to sleep hoping she'll get accepted! This is going to change her life! She can't wait to see massive growth in business!

That's always helpful advice. She's a Stay at home mom. And it is so easy to convince myself that my work outside the is harder than her work in the home. I definitely need to remember that more.

I'm sure it has something to do with metabolism, hormones, and lack of sleep. She's 5'11". The frustrating thing is that there is a plethora of advice online for women in their 40's. But she's only 22. It apparently is not typical for women to be pregnant this often this early.

Thanks for the advice. I'm fairly certain she remembers too. I haven't exactly been secretive about it. She has a pretty good understanding of vocation and realizes that in her vocation as a mother she probably won't have the same body she had growing up. There are days where she gets discouraged and I tell her I understand how she's feeling and I wish I could help. Then I thank her for being so willing to give her whole self to our family. I often take time to admire her. And I think in the short run, she feels beautiful. I encourage her to go on walks and actually as a developement, I guess she has been using some app which helps you keep track of what you are eating. That apparently has helped her for the last week or so. I do need to remember the lethargy has a lot to do with our little guy who decided that he wasn't going to be sleeping this week. (previously he was sleeping through the night.) It seems we all have short memory spans.

Hey, I used to come on here all the time. But I don't really any more buut still remembered my pw. I am happily married with 3 kids. But lately I've been concerned for my wife and I wanted to get some advice. When we first got married my wife was about 200 lbs. She was relatively healthy, she was cute and happy. Back then, my FA obsession got the better of me and I had told her about how I'd love it if she got fatter. She listened, she said she was disturbed by the idea and eventually I was able to get out of that by explaining how attraction changes with love and I love her dearly. Ever since then the topic hasn't come up again. Well over the last few years, she has been pregnant 3x. The first time she went from 200 to about 250 leaving the hospital at about 230. Between child number 1 and 2 she went to about 240 (this was a miscarriage so a lot of it was depression eating. And during the 3rd pregnancy she made it to 275 and left the hospital at 260 where she sits give or take a few pounds. Without talking about it, it seems that my desires were fulfilled anyway. And I always find ways to encourage her, tell her she's beautiful. And this all seems to help her in the short run. She doesn't seem to remember my desires. And that's ok. The problem is that she feels unhealthy. She gets new clothes all the time but none of them seem to help her feel beautiful. Her size changes so rapidly due to pregnancy and nursing so It's hard to get an idea of what size to get. When she's pregnant she has to get bigger pants but then gives birth and has to get a bigger bra. I hate seeing her uphappy, she is so lethargic and as much as I hate to admit it is probably at least in part due to her weight gain. (I know it is also due to the toddler and the infant that keep her running.) I just want to know how to help her. First thing, I want to encourage her, help her to feel beautiful. Second, I want to help her to eat more healthfully and be more active. (She has little motivation to do this on her own. She eats to cope and finds it overwhelming to go outside.) If her weight goes up or down because of it, great. The important thing is her health. I'm guessing this is not an uncommon problem in our circles. Sorry for the rant.

Chapter 6: Going for Broke Oprah: So Elizabeth, tell us, are you done having children? Elizabeth: Oh, of course not. My doctors say I am healthy enough to continue bearing children, and now I've got a goal! Oprah: What is your goal? Elizabeth: It's actually two goals I learned about from Guinness. There was a woman who died in 1868 who bore 45 children. I want to break that record. The second record I want to break is to become the fattest woman in the world. Oprah: That's quite the goal! How much weight do you have to gain? Elizabeth: Well, now I'm 1100 lbs and the record is 1750 lbs. So I've got 651 lbs to go! Oprah: So couldn't you just pig out and get fat the easy way? Elizabeth: No Oprah, my health is of utmost importance. I have to do this the healthy way. And besides, if I'm able to care for these poor lost children, I'm going to try. Oprah: So when are you going to adopt again? Elizabeth: Actually I'm waiting on test results. If this worked, I could be carrying another beautiful set of multiples. And it looks like we'll get to pig out again. 4 of my daughters and 5 of my daughters in law are pregnant now! Oprah: So, how many grandchildren do you think you'll have? Elizabeth: Well Oprah, only 10 of my children are married and I already have 50 grandchildren. If I do actually break they record and every child gets married and has even 2 children I'd have 150! I'm guessing we'll break 1,000 and all of us we'll be naturally fat, incredible proud women! Oprah: This is incredible, how are your daughters and daughters in law doing? Elizabeth: Well my oldest daughter has 16 children and just broke 600 lbs. My 10th child has 4 children and his wife is pushing 350. They all share my health and can't wait to be big mamas like me. Oprah: Well, we can't wait to hear your test results. Will you join us again? and give us more details on your gain? Elizabeth: Oh of course!

Chapter 5: Half Ton Marathon Mom Oprah: Welcome ladies and gentlemen. I'm so excited to be with you today. Today we have a very special guest coming onto our show for the second time. She is 47 years old, a marathon runner, mother of 33 children and weighs over 1,000 lbs. Please welcome Elizabeth Marconi! As Elizabeth walks into the stage, you can see the effect of her most recent pregnancy. Her breasts have grown to massive proportions, her belly sticks out an extra foot, her rose cheeks have a more pronounced roundness, her arms and legs are as big as tree trunks. She walks gracefully in her designer dress which hugs every curve and shows off her 200" hips. She sits on the couch and has to squeeze in to fit on the 3 cushions between the arm rests. She still has her motherly glow and a mile smile. As she waves, her arm fat jiggles under her arm. Oprah: Welcome Back Elizabeth! Elizabeth: It's great to be here! Oprah: Elizabeth, so much has happened this year, where do we start? Elizabeth: Well, I ran the marathon and beat my expected time by 1 whole hour. It was great watching the look on people's faces as they got passed by an 850 lb woman! Guinness was there to take my picture for their sports section. I'll be featured as the fattest woman ever to complete a marathon! Oprah: That never ceases to amaze me! So now tell us about carrying 8 children! Elizabeth: Oprah, it was fantastic. I had a lot of help from my family! Oprah: So did you gain as much as the doctors expected? Elizabeth: Oh yes Oprah! I gained 300 lbs and lost 45 of it on delivery. I weighed in at 1100s when I checked in at the hospital. But I kept jogging the whole time. I've never been healthier. Oprah: gaining 300 lbs is no small feat, how'd you do it while remaining so active? Elizabeth: For the first time in my life, I got to pig out 24/7. Doctors orders! We had so much fun. My husband works at home and loves to cook. So he reserved the breakfast room for a nonstop buffet for my 3 oldest daughters, my 2 daughters-in-law, and me. We ate 8 meals a day, 6 snacks, and got up 4x a night to satisfy hunger. Oprah: Why were your daughters eating so much? Elizabeth: Because we were all pregnant with multiples! Between the 5 of us, we gave birth to 20 children! All in 1 week! We had so much fun eating together. I gained the most weight, 300 lbs. But my oldest daughter was carrying quadruplets and gained 250. Between, the 5 of us, we gained 1000 lbs. I asked my designers to make new wardrobes for all of us. We got new dresses every week! Oprah: Well after this break, well talk about your next stage in life!

Chapter 4: The Big News Oprah: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you're just tuning in, we have the most incredible guest on today. She is the mother of 25 children, and weighs 800 lbs. She's hear to speak about her new book "baby fat" which tells us about how she gained 700 lbs. She was just getting ready to tell us some good news. Elizabeth: Yes Oprah, well first I have to tell you some bad news. 3 months ago at my post partem checkup my doctor did a test to see how my reproductive organs were doing. unfortunately it turns out that my ovaries will not be releasing any more eggs. Oprah: So you can't have any more children? Elizabeth: Well not exactly. 27 years ago, my husband and I decided that if we couldn't have children that we would adopt as long as we were healthy. unfortunately, no social worker will place a child in our home with 25 other children. there is some theory about competing for a mothers love. Oprah: So what are you going to do? Elizabeth: Well, you may be familiar with a process called IVF? Oprah: Yes, its a wonder tool for women who can't conceive? Elizabeth: Well, not exactly. you see they never just fertilize one egg, they fertilize several and only implant 1. Then they freeze the rest of the children and they all die! So my husband and I decided to adopt these embryos. Oprah: So how long will you keep having children? Elizabeth: As long as I am healthy and can accept them. My doctors think I'll be able to well into my 60's. Oprah: So have you tried this yet. Elizabeth: Yes, Oprah and that's the big news! 6 Weeks ago, they implanted 2 eggs. (They always do more than one just in case it doesn't work.) Yesterday at my checkup, they confirmed that the eggs had implanted and each split 4 ways! I'll be having 8 more children! Oprah: They split?! Elizabeth: That's one of the things that often happens with IVF. They don't know why. Oprah: So, do they see any complications this time? Elizabeth: No, just more of the same. I need to keep eating healthy just more, keep exercising, and I should expect to gain as much. as 250 lbs during the pregnancy. Oprah: You'll be half a ton! Elizabeth: Yep, but that won't stop me. I'm a mother, and mothers gain weight. And besides Oprah, I think I look pretty good! Don't you? The crowd cheers! Oprah: Elizabeth, your story is amazing, you look more beautiful at half a ton than I ever have at my weight, and you're happy. Tell me, how do you do it? Elizabeth: Don't be afraid of children, let your husband support you, and be the best mom you can be. Its been such a fulfilling journey and I can't wait to see where it takes me! Oprah: Elizabeth, because of this incredible turn of events, we would like you to come back in 1 year to tell us about your 33 children, your marathon, and being over 1000lbs! Would you do that? Elizabeth: I'll see you next year! Oprah: Thank you Elizabeth! We'll see you next year! Oprah: What an incredible story. I for one am never seeing fat the same way again. Can we all agree that she was the most beautiful guest we've ever had on the show? The crowd cheers loudly. Oprah: Well, it has been great sharing this time with you. I'll see you all tomorrow. And don't forget your free copy of Baby fat signed by all 27 of the Marconis!

Chapter 3: Telling my Story Oprah: And we're back! We have with us today Elizabeth Marconi. She is a truly incredible woman with 25 children. She is the most beautiful woman we have had on this show in a long time, and certainly the heaviest coming in at 800 lbs! Oprah: So Elizabeth, your child just bailed you out of jail. Tell us how things changes. Elizabeth: Oprah, I am their Big Mama. How can I be upset about my weight? They are so proud of me! That day things changed, I would always be fat and be getting fatter as long as I was fortunate enough to have children. I had accepted that. It didn't hurt that my doctor told me every week "Pregnant women just gain weight, nothing we can do." He assured me every week that I was healthy. Well, here I am 32 years old, I've only had 13 of my children. I reckoned I was going to get much much fatter. I was convinced my health would give out at some point. Oprah: So what did you do? Elizabeth: I wrote down my story and printed it in the Newsletters at University of Minnesota and Mayo Clinic. By the end of the week I had been called by 2 PhD candidates in Cardiology and Dietetics, and 5 doctors eager to study me. I met with them and my current doctor agreed to share me. Oprah: So now you have 9 doctors? Elizabeth: Yes, and actually the one getting his PhD in Dietetics, is the only doctor in the world who specializes in fertility treatment for extremely obese women. He coined the term "Natural Obesity." Oprah: OK so you're 500 lbs, you are carrying your 14th child. What changed? Elizabeth: Well nothing really. I have doctors at my house every few days, and they've never been worried about my health. In fact they always fight with each other to be the one who does my pregnancy test and take bets with each other on my weight gain. Oprah: So you still have 11 children and 300 lbs to go. Tell us about that. Elizabeth: Well, I got pregnant every year up till this one and gained about 30 lbs give or take each time. Once I gained 60, but the next time I hardly gained a lb. The last 11 years have been great though, part of my agreement with the doctors is that I would get a stipend for new clothes. I have been having designers call me eager to design outfits for my growing body. (Even some things my husband specially ordered.) He has loved my weight gain! I turn him on so much. Every night he has me try on old clothes and cheers when I pop a button, rip a seam, or my breasts pop out. Oprah: How great it is to have such a supportive husband. Elizabeth: I had to tell him some bad news about 4 years ago. Oprah: And what news was that? Elizabeth: Well at 700 lbs, I was so fat that he couldn't reach deep enough to get me pregnant. He was devastated because he knew there was nothing we could do. Oprah: So how'd you have 4 more children? Elizabeth: I mentioned this to my fertility specialist at a check up and he invented a new gadget for "Naturally Obese" women who want to get pregnant. My husband and I have foreplay just like before and he gets collected in here. Then when he's finished we insert this tube into a mold of my husband and insert it. We press down on the button and I get pregnant. Oprah: Well that's incredible! After the break , I hear Elizabeth has some big news!

Chapter 2: In Sickness and Health Oprah: We're back! Those of you who are just joining us now, we are talking with Elizabeth Marconi. She is the mother of 25, a marathon runner, and weights 800 lbs. Elizabeth, tell us what it was like to gain 700 lbs through 25 pregnancies. Elizabeth: Well, as the catholic that I am, I associate my marriage with procreation. When my husband and I were meeting with our priest, getting to know each other we decided not to use birth control. We love all children and couldn't bare knowing we prevented them. Oprah: After 25 pregnancies and everything which happened to your body, you still believe that? Elizabeth: Oh of course we do! As I was saying, we conceived our first child on our wedding night. Of course we didn't know for a few weeks, but we were ecstatic! We got the confirmation from the doctor and started reading the books. One thing caught my eye, weight gain!' I couldn't gain weight! Just last year, I was a cheerleader. I way 100 lbs and I'm sexy! What would my husband think if I got fat? Oprah: You were afraid of gaining weight? Elizabeth: Frightened beyond my wits! Well the first few weeks went well, not much morning sickness, not much achiness, or moods wings. All was going well until my 4 month checkup. None of my clothes fit, I had a huge baby bump, my breasts had grown 3 cup sizes from a AA to a C, my bottom had gotten so big I could hardly squeeze it into my maternity jeans with the elastic band. I had already gained 25 lbs and I wasn't even half way done. Elizabeth: So we talked to my doctor, and he assured us that there was nothing to worry about. He had me start keeping a journal of my diet. So he could see if my over eating should be concerned. He was pleased that I was walking everyday and passed us along. The next month he saw my journal and was bewildered, how had I gained 7 lbs eating that? Nothing was out of the ordinary. I was eating normal amounts of local organic food. Getting all my vitamins, and walking everyday. He simply said, "Pregnant women gain weight, that's all it comes down to. Just keep being healthy and active and we can put you on a diet after the baby comes." So I just kept on moving. By the time I delivered, I had gained 55 lbs. I was huge (in comparison anyway.) 155 lbs was the most I'd ever weighed. Elizabeth: It seems sort of silly in hindsight, to have but up such a fight, but I was 20, what do you expect. I went back to walking that very day. Granted, I could only walk a couple of laps around the maternity ward before having to sit down, but I was determined. I even turned down the free steak dinner they offered my husband and I. I sent him out to get fruit smoothies from the smoothie shop. I was going to lose that weight. I tried all sports of diets, I lost about 10 lbs in 3 months only to have my hopes shattered with another Pink line. Oprah: You were pregnant again?! Elizabeth: Yep the doctor cpnfirmed. This time though, I was going to be better, more diligent, I was not going to gain 55 lbs. I hired a dietician and a personal trainer both specializing in prenatal care. Oprah: And how did it go? Elizabeth: It went great 9 months I only gained 15 lbs. I was still heavier than I'd ever been at 160. But this time, it wasn't so different. Same breast size, I didn't have to keep upping the size on my jeans, and my favorite maternity dress from the year before fit the whole way through. Oprah: So you figured out the secret? How did you gain another 640 lbs then? Elizabeth: Well I learned the true secret the next pregnancy. I kept the dietician and trainer only to shoot up to 200. That was the last straw, I was desparate I'd do anything! (except surgery) My dietician put me on a juice and liquid diet. We flushed out my system in hopes that I would metabolize all of this weight. Orpah: Did it work? Elizabeth: Oh yes, I dropped five lbs the first week, but I was sick. I could barely move. I couldn't care for my babies, I couldn't even have sex with my husband. I decided, losing weight isn't so important as to ignore my family. I gave it up and just decided I would eat normally, and keep exercising no matter how big I got. This was just in time two because that evening, after I had gotten my strength back after the fast, we conceived our 3rd child. I gained about 20 lbs with him. And so it went, I would work out daily, eat a normal diet, and gain weight. It was an endless cycle that I eventually excepted until I hit a bench mark 500 lbs. That was almost more than I could handle. Oprah: So where in your life was this? Elizabeth: Well we had finally moved to our dream property in North Woods, MN. We built a house with wide halls, a huge dining room and living room, a cafeteria style kitchen, and we designed it so we could easily add on rooms for more children. We could spread out on the first floor or easily add on the the second. I had 13 children and had just found out I was carrying the 14th. I still went on my walks and still only ate organic food in normal quantities but I weighed 500 lbs. Normally I would take the youngest children with me to the grocery, put them in a cart and ask the older ones to push a few more carts. We had 15 people in our family, so we always looked like we were feeding an army. Well due to the cold front that had brought -15 degree weather, I decided I'd just go to the wholesale shop by myself. I grabbed a flatbed cart and filled it up with food for 2 weeks. The cashier said to me, "You know ma'am, if you eat less you wouldn't be so fat." Oprah: She said that? Elizabeth: I know! So I laid it on her, I said "For your information, I've had 13 children, I run a mile or more every morning, what have you done with your life "oh right you're a cashier at a wholesale shop." Well then the manager came and asked what the trouble was (after he'd called the police) and I said "Your cashier just tried to give my diet advice. I have dieted, I cant lose the weight." I started crying, "I'm sorry, I'm just all hormonal with this pregnancy." Well I went to go hug her and tripped, landed on her and broke 3 of her ribs. They took me the the sherrif's office and my husband had to bail me out. Oprah: That's a pretty low point in your life. Did it make you want to try dieting again? Elizabeth: while I was in the cell, I thought about getting that gastric bypass surgery, and some lyposuction. But when my family showed up, that all changed. Oprah: Why was that? Elizabeth: My husband didn't come in, he sent my 5 year old son and my 4 year old daughter in with the $500 to bail me out. They were in the cutest little outfits. They stood on their tippy toes so they could see the man behind the counter and said "have you seen our big mama? We really miss her, and want her to come home." Oprah, I was their big mama, I bore them, I take care of them. They rest their little heads in my F sized breasts, they hug my arm because its the only part they can reach their arms around. And gosh darn it, my husband thinks I'm sexy. He has me try and squeeze into old maternity tops from earlier in our marriage. He rubs lotion on my belly every night. And we have the most passionate sex. If I wasn't too fat for my family, I wasn't too fat. Oprah: Well, Big Mama, we will hear the last leg of your journey after the break.

works for me. Well look for more in a few days. I am going to get off for now.

oh well good! Is it at least somewhat believable?