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rv31372

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  1. Glad to hear you liked it. What are your plans for using the bathroom/showering when you’re more immobile? Have you thought about it? Sorry if that’s too personal.
  2. Hiring a cleaning lady seems like the first step down the road to being a permanently beached whale. You’ve said you want to hit 400, right? I’m curious what mass you have to reach before you need like, a full-time caretaker. Are you going to be able to have a career when you’re immobile? It seems like at some point, as it becomes harder to get out, it’ll be harder to earn a living and buy fattening food, so you’ll hit a point of diminishing returns. You’ll need more money to maintain weight, right?
  3. Has it become harder to shave? Your fupa is pretty much a landslide over your crotch, so I’d imagine it’s harder. Also, do you have to constantly update your wardrobe, or do you just try to squeeze into old clothes when you’re out in public?
  4. Oh! One other thing. How do you feel about stretch marks? Do you want to avoid them, are just okay with them, or do you you want to get a bunch?
  5. Is it getting harder to fit into a bathtub yet? How easy is it for you to get out of breath? When you become immobile, how would you feel about a bunch of guys running a train on you like you’re a waterbed with a flashlight in it? Do you ever put anything healthy in your diet, just to take a break from the calorie overload?
  6. You should have gained more during quarantine. I think what you need is to be confined to a bed while someone force-feeds you fast food and ice cream. It’ll be unacceptable for you to be any less than 300 by the end of the year. You look far too skinny - shame on you. You need to be an immobile set of fuck holes for your feeder. If you’re not a helpless, sedentary, smelly little hog by this time next year, that’ll be a failure on your part. Find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you and take a week eating nothing but fat and carbs.
  7. Pretty soon, if you stay at it, you’re going to need to shop for “the chair” that you sit in most of your waking and sleeping hours, as you’re mostly going to be immobile. You’ll need to protect your knees and avoid walking, but you’ll need a comfy place to eat and watch TV. I recommend this one: https://www.roomstogo.com/furniture/product/cindy-crawford-home-alpen-ridge-tan-glider-recliner/11587257. It’s very comfy, but make sure you place it as close to the door and fridge as you can, so you can heave yourself up for deliveries when they come.
  8. Hey! Great updates. Have you considered giving your BMI as you go? It would be really interesting to watch as you gradually slide off of the chart...

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