goodgirlgrow

The higher you wear the thong, the fatter you look (than you already are).  You look like those 40-year-old mothers after their fourth pregnancy. a MILF in other words.

Hoping to have a romantic dinner with her husband and that he tells me that with that lingerie she doesn't look fat (or rather so fat).

And he'll say, "Are you sure the diet is working?"  And all you will do is lock yourself in the bathroom, eat like a pig 2lb of ice cream, until you enter a food coma.

You'll outgrow those in no time.