Cottonsox

Observant today aren't we

I haven't been this excited for a gain since Shar came on the scene

You hit the nail on the head there man, nothing to lose by being optimistic about this

She's a model for a company called burger babes and naturally she also gets a discount on the product she models

Hey dad what are you doing here

I told you that people were gonna eat you up, you are basically physical perfection in this realm of the internet

Thick as fuck and a babe. Brace yourself because people are gonna lose their fucking shit over you

daaaamn son was that her instastory

This guy knows exactly what he's doing

maybe my man that's because it was years ago and her Instagram isn't a place to keep bringing up fetishes. Maybe that's why she makes fun of you man, cause it's been so long and you still bring it up like she hasn't created something for herself online that is past that

Look at her lips in that photo and then go to page one and look at them. She got her lips done and it just hasn't suited her

she absolutely fucked her lips though. She didn't need to touch them they looked fine before

I mean hell of a lot easier as well hahahaha. I work as an independent contractor and I gotta say laying around eating certainly trumps hard physical labour in effort to cash ratio.

oh yea totally, people think I work so I'm not just a broke ass uni student but it's really so I purchase large quantities of food at a moments notice

Honestly G hit me up if you're looking for a feeder because I would be keen.

Finally a feeder from NZ!

yo straight up, I'm not gonna go on some "oh that's so brave" rant, but mad respect for not photo shopping the stretch marks. Imagine if mainstream celebrities took this approach with their bodies. It's not even a weight thing just a lot of people would have less fucked up ideas of what a human body looks like

ah reddit the collation of much source material

Nah mate we don't like people like her around here. Take her to one of those sites for people that like beautiful, chubby women.

Have mercy my brain is shutting down from oxygen deprivation

Crazy, so many girls would have given an arm to look like you did only a few months ago and now look at you. An out of control pig of a girl, how much weight have you gained now. You know you can't lose it either. You have been fending it of your whole life but now the flood gates are open and you don't have the will power to stop your mindless eating. Enjoy the pudgy mess of a body you have left because it's only getting bigger from here on. So quickly you went from enviously slim to a plump piglet eating herself past the point of no return

She's pretty fucking cool, she sung our national anthem at Eden park for an All blacks game a few years ago and came up to the box to watch the game. I had been invited there as a present from work and we ended up talking for ages. She's actually really passionate about modelling as well as singing like it's not just a side gig for her but singing is basically her calling and she has a super impressive voice

You guys ever watched Ex Machina and the main character works out that freaky google CEO designed Ava's appearance based off all his internet porn history to create the perfect version of a woman for him. This but better

Just to be sure you are aware she is wearing make up in that pic. She's using a lot of subtle tones she has definitely got make up on

you sir have found an imaginary needle in the haystack. 10 schrute bucks for you