Soooo this is the internet and things can be misinterpreted. PLUS, if you haven’t noticed, I am exceptionally awkward (*ahem* I was homeschooled... yikes, right?). LET ME BE CLEAR!! THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO TOP DOWNLOAD EVEN FOR A SECOND. Also! I DON’T VIEW THIS AS A COMPETITION!! I’m just stupid and really assumed that meant I had top download for at least a day 😅 I am not here to compete, compare, complain. That’s thin, gym GGG shit. Thicc Curvage GGG is here to encourage, enjoy, and.... okay fuck alliteration, I’m here to have fun and enjoy the comfort of my fellow perverts, models, and those who are both.
PSA OVER! And PSYCHHHHHHH I’m still giving away 5 free clips. It’s 5 o’clock. Runs until 7pm EST! Mmm, yeah baby, don’t you like the number five? 50 minutes for 5 bucks for five hours? Mmf. 5 free clips, ohhhhhh. About to post the weigh-in? Oh, five yeah.
React! React, I say!!!! I am picking three winners from “hot,” one from “love,” and one from “haha.”
I guess I can double post, too.
Feeling unloved as the OGGG.
I was thinking about documenting my attempt to lose weight after New Years... you know I’m destined to fail.
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