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Thought you'd appreciate this, a request from me by the wonderful fraxxura on deviantart

Hi all! Does anyone have any thoughts on which of the following they'd like to read, and perhaps what they'd like to see in them... I've been quite low on ideas for new chapters that really grab me - so, sorry if you've been waiting patiently - and any suggestions on what could go into these stories would be welcome. 

1. Fatsylvania Feasting

An election is being held to choose which among the eligible candidates of the powerful Von Fatsburg dynasty shall become the new emperor of Styria. Since a number of the male candidates are equally eligible, tradition demands that the new emperor be selected on the basis of which has the most beautiful wife. This leads to much scheming among the spoiled noble wives. Among them, (1) Helena von Apfelbau, wife of the Prince of the rural backwater of Fatsylvania. Helena has maintained her radiant youthful beauty through recourse to the long-lost Fat Magic of the witches of Fatsylvania, but is consequently too busty and overly curvaceous for the refined tastes of von Fatsburg electors from more civilised parts of the world. (2) Antoinette Slenderville, wife of the King of Aquintaine. Famed as the greatest beauty of her day, twenty years ago, Antoinette hasn't gained a pound since her marriage and her bust remains ever perky despite the passing years - thanks to alchemical potions that transfer the consequences of her hefty overeating habits to her chubby maidservants. (3) Brunhilde van Pomp, an exceedingly robust and statuesque young woman of poor pedigree (her family tree only names 47 direct ancestors reliably) but exceptional vivaciousness, good looks, appetite, and of course wealth, thanks to her marriage to the richest merchant lord of the Hansa.

The story would involve the would-be empresses meeting for the election at Helena von Apfelbau's (well, technically her husband's) castle in Fatsylvania, and getting up to various escapades in an attempt to embarrass each other. 

2. The Wheel of Fat

I rather like the Wheel of Time series - the first 3 or 4 books definitely. Let's not gloss over the overt emphasis on chubby chasing, and weight gain and jealousy among many of its female characters. Too bad they didn't make Sevanna gorge herself a bit fatter... Perhaps there's an out-take on the cutting room floor where they did. 

Anyway, since the book series is finished, where/when would you set a story? I'd either go for the option of (1) ignore the book-series plot entirely, except for the general setting. Instead of the villainous Dark One, the same role is filled by the more comedic, and potentially benevolent "Fat One." The One Power is not just addictive, but also causes food cravings and hence weight gain (but becoming too fat can cause the wielder's powers to burn out!) - in the White Tower, the Ajahs of Aes Sedai compete among each other to recover ancient "anti-fat" powers in order to gain greater power and hence political ascendancy. 

Or (2) Write a fanfic after the books plot, or at some point during the series. I wouldn't normally do this - because I prefer writing original (or at least somewhat disguised) characters so that I don't have to bother learning the canon background properly. However, some of the characters (Sevanna, Graendal, Leane, ...) might justify it. 

I'll make a topic for this, if anyone feels like spinning off some ideas. 

Hi all! Does anyone have any thoughts on which of the following they'd like to read, and perhaps what they'd like to see in them... I've been quite low on ideas for new chapters that really grab me - so, sorry if you've been waiting patiently - and any suggestions on what could go into these stories would be welcome. 

1. Fatsylvania Feasting

An election is being held to choose which among the eligible candidates of the powerful Von Fatsburg dynasty shall become the new emperor of Styria. Since a number of the male candidates are equally eligible, tradition demands that the new emperor be selected on the basis of which has the most beautiful wife. This leads to much scheming among the spoiled noble wives. Among them, (1) Helena von Apfelbau, wife of the Prince of the rural backwater of Fatsylvania. Helena has maintained her radiant youthful beauty through recourse to the long-lost Fat Magic of the witches of Fatsylvania, but is consequently too busty and overly curvaceous for the refined tastes of von Fatsburg electors from more civilised parts of the world. (2) Antoinette Slenderville, wife of the King of Aquintaine. Famed as the greatest beauty of her day, twenty years ago, Antoinette hasn't gained a pound since her marriage and her bust remains ever perky despite the passing years - thanks to alchemical potions that transfer the consequences of her hefty overeating habits to her chubby maidservants. (3) Brunhilde van Pomp, an exceedingly robust and statuesque young woman of poor pedigree (her family tree only names 47 direct ancestors reliably) but exceptional vivaciousness, good looks, appetite, and of course wealth, thanks to her marriage to the richest merchant lord of the Hansa.

The story would involve the would-be empresses meeting for the election at Helena von Apfelbau's (well, technically her husband's) castle in Fatsylvania, and getting up to various escapades in an attempt to embarrass each other. 

2. The Wheel of Fat

I rather like the Wheel of Time series - the first 3 or 4 books definitely. Let's not gloss over the overt emphasis on chubby chasing, and weight gain and jealousy among many of its female characters. Too bad they didn't make Sevanna gorge herself a bit fatter... Perhaps there's an out-take on the cutting room floor where they did. 

Anyway, since the book series is finished, where/when would you set a story? I'd either go for the option of (1) ignore the book-series plot entirely, except for the general setting. Instead of the villainous Dark One, the same role is filled by the more comedic, and potentially benevolent "Fat One." The One Power is not just addictive, but also causes food cravings and hence weight gain (but becoming too fat can cause the wielder's powers to burn out!) - in the White Tower, the Ajahs of Aes Sedai compete among each other to recover ancient "anti-fat" powers in order to gain greater power and hence political ascendancy. 

Or (2) Write a fanfic after the books plot, or at some point during the series. I wouldn't normally do this - because I prefer writing original (or at least somewhat disguised) characters so that I don't have to bother learning the canon background properly. However, some of the characters (Sevanna, Graendal, Leane, ...) might justify it. 

I'll make a topic for this, if anyone feels like spinning off some ideas. 

Hi all! Does anyone have any thoughts on which of the following they'd like to read, and perhaps what they'd like to see in them... I've been quite low on ideas for new chapters that really grab me - so, sorry if you've been waiting patiently - and any suggestions on what could go into these stories would be welcome. 

1. Fatsylvania Feasting

An election is being held to choose which among the eligible candidates of the powerful Von Fatsburg dynasty shall become the new emperor of Styria. Since a number of the male candidates are equally eligible, tradition demands that the new emperor be selected on the basis of which has the most beautiful wife. This leads to much scheming among the spoiled noble wives. Among them, (1) Helena von Apfelbau, wife of the Prince of the rural backwater of Fatsylvania. Helena has maintained her radiant youthful beauty through recourse to the long-lost Fat Magic of the witches of Fatsylvania, but is consequently too busty and overly curvaceous for the refined tastes of von Fatsburg electors from more civilised parts of the world. (2) Antoinette Slenderville, wife of the King of Aquintaine. Famed as the greatest beauty of her day, twenty years ago, Antoinette hasn't gained a pound since her marriage and her bust remains ever perky despite the passing years - thanks to alchemical potions that transfer the consequences of her hefty overeating habits to her chubby maidservants. (3) Brunhilde van Pomp, an exceedingly robust and statuesque young woman of poor pedigree (her family tree only names 47 direct ancestors reliably) but exceptional vivaciousness, good looks, appetite, and of course wealth, thanks to her marriage to the richest merchant lord of the Hansa.

The story would involve the would-be empresses meeting for the election at Helena von Apfelbau's (well, technically her husband's) castle in Fatsylvania, and getting up to various escapades in an attempt to embarrass each other. 

2. The Wheel of Fat

I rather like the Wheel of Time series - the first 3 or 4 books definitely. Let's not gloss over the overt emphasis on chubby chasing, and weight gain and jealousy among many of its female characters. Too bad they didn't make Sevanna gorge herself a bit fatter... Perhaps there's an out-take on the cutting room floor where they did. 

Anyway, since the book series is finished, where/when would you set a story? I'd either go for the option of (1) ignore the book-series plot entirely, except for the general setting. Instead of the villainous Dark One, the same role is filled by the more comedic, and potentially benevolent "Fat One." The One Power is not just addictive, but also causes food cravings and hence weight gain (but becoming too fat can cause the wielder's powers to burn out!) - in the White Tower, the Ajahs of Aes Sedai compete among each other to recover ancient "anti-fat" powers in order to gain greater power and hence political ascendancy. 

Or (2) Write a fanfic after the books plot, or at some point during the series. I wouldn't normally do this - because I prefer writing original (or at least somewhat disguised) characters so that I don't have to bother learning the canon background properly. However, some of the characters (Sevanna, Graendal, Leane, ...) might justify it. 

I'll make a topic for this, if anyone feels like spinning off some ideas. 

Hi all! Does anyone have any thoughts on which of the following they'd like to read, and perhaps what they'd like to see in them... I've been quite low on ideas for new chapters that really grab me - so, sorry if you've been waiting patiently - and any suggestions on what could go into these stories would be welcome. 

1. Fatsylvania Feasting

An election is being held to choose which among the eligible candidates of the powerful Von Fatsburg dynasty shall become the new emperor of Styria. Since a number of the male candidates are equally eligible, tradition demands that the new emperor be selected on the basis of which has the most beautiful wife. This leads to much scheming among the spoiled noble wives. Among them, (1) Helena von Apfelbau, wife of the Prince of the rural backwater of Fatsylvania. Helena has maintained her radiant youthful beauty through recourse to the long-lost Fat Magic of the witches of Fatsylvania, but is consequently too busty and overly curvaceous for the refined tastes of von Fatsburg electors from more civilised parts of the world. (2) Antoinette Slenderville, wife of the King of Aquintaine. Famed as the greatest beauty of her day, twenty years ago, Antoinette hasn't gained a pound since her marriage and her bust remains ever perky despite the passing years - thanks to alchemical potions that transfer the consequences of her hefty overeating habits to her chubby maidservants. (3) Brunhilde van Pomp, an exceedingly robust and statuesque young woman of poor pedigree (her family tree only names 47 direct ancestors reliably) but exceptional vivaciousness, good looks, appetite, and of course wealth, thanks to her marriage to the richest merchant lord of the Hansa.

The story would involve the would-be empresses meeting for the election at Helena von Apfelbau's (well, technically her husband's) castle in Fatsylvania, and getting up to various escapades in an attempt to embarrass each other. 

2. The Wheel of Fat

I rather like the Wheel of Time series - the first 3 or 4 books definitely. Let's not gloss over the overt emphasis on chubby chasing, and weight gain and jealousy among many of its female characters. Too bad they didn't make Sevanna gorge herself a bit fatter... Perhaps there's an out-take on the cutting room floor where they did. 

Anyway, since the book series is finished, where/when would you set a story? I'd either go for the option of (1) ignore the book-series plot entirely, except for the general setting. Instead of the villainous Dark One, the same role is filled by the more comedic, and potentially benevolent "Fat One." The One Power is not just addictive, but also causes food cravings and hence weight gain (but becoming too fat can cause the wielder's powers to burn out!) - in the White Tower, the Ajahs of Aes Sedai compete among each other to recover ancient "anti-fat" powers in order to gain greater power and hence political ascendancy. 

Or (2) Write a fanfic after the books plot, or at some point during the series. I wouldn't normally do this - because I prefer writing original (or at least somewhat disguised) characters so that I don't have to bother learning the canon background properly. However, some of the characters (Sevanna, Graendal, Leane, ...) might justify it. 

I'll make a topic for this, if anyone feels like spinning off some ideas. 

Hi all! Does anyone have any thoughts on which of the following they'd like to read, and perhaps what they'd like to see in them... I've been quite low on ideas for new chapters that really grab me - so, sorry if you've been waiting patiently - and any suggestions on what could go into these stories would be welcome. 

1. Fatsylvania Feasting

An election is being held to choose which among the eligible candidates of the powerful Von Fatsburg dynasty shall become the new emperor of Styria. Since a number of the male candidates are equally eligible, tradition demands that the new emperor be selected on the basis of which has the most beautiful wife. This leads to much scheming among the spoiled noble wives. Among them, (1) Helena von Apfelbau, wife of the Prince of the rural backwater of Fatsylvania. Helena has maintained her radiant youthful beauty through recourse to the long-lost Fat Magic of the witches of Fatsylvania, but is consequently too busty and overly curvaceous for the refined tastes of von Fatsburg electors from more civilised parts of the world. (2) Antoinette Slenderville, wife of the King of Aquintaine. Famed as the greatest beauty of her day, twenty years ago, Antoinette hasn't gained a pound since her marriage and her bust remains ever perky despite the passing years - thanks to alchemical potions that transfer the consequences of her hefty overeating habits to her chubby maidservants. (3) Brunhilde van Pomp, an exceedingly robust and statuesque young woman of poor pedigree (her family tree only names 47 direct ancestors reliably) but exceptional vivaciousness, good looks, appetite, and of course wealth, thanks to her marriage to the richest merchant lord of the Hansa.

The story would involve the would-be empresses meeting for the election at Helena von Apfelbau's (well, technically her husband's) castle in Fatsylvania, and getting up to various escapades in an attempt to embarrass each other. 

2. The Wheel of Fat

I rather like the Wheel of Time series - the first 3 or 4 books definitely. Let's not gloss over the overt emphasis on chubby chasing, and weight gain and jealousy among many of its female characters. Too bad they didn't make Sevanna gorge herself a bit fatter... Perhaps there's an out-take on the cutting room floor where they did. 

Anyway, since the book series is finished, where/when would you set a story? I'd either go for the option of (1) ignore the book-series plot entirely, except for the general setting. Instead of the villainous Dark One, the same role is filled by the more comedic, and potentially benevolent "Fat One." The One Power is not just addictive, but also causes food cravings and hence weight gain (but becoming too fat can cause the wielder's powers to burn out!) - in the White Tower, the Ajahs of Aes Sedai compete among each other to recover ancient "anti-fat" powers in order to gain greater power and hence political ascendancy. 

Or (2) Write a fanfic after the books plot, or at some point during the series. I wouldn't normally do this - because I prefer writing original (or at least somewhat disguised) characters so that I don't have to bother learning the canon background properly. However, some of the characters (Sevanna, Graendal, Leane, ...) might justify it. 

I'll make a topic for this, if anyone feels like spinning off some ideas. 

Hope you're doing well!

Watched 21 jump street again recently and realized the cute chubby girl in it was brie Larson. 

Hey, don't mean to press, but we're you planning on updating that yennefer story at some point? I've got a similar idea brewing and didn't want to step on your toes if you were.

80% done with a new Witcher story.

It's stupidly ridiculous and may be my new favorite ever.

I learned today that last year, Kate Beckinsale was in a movie where she played an overweight woman and had wanted to gain all of the weight for the role irl, but didn't have enough time to and had to wear a fat suit.

We were robbed.

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Written a lot recently. Here and writing, need to update a deviant art story tomorrow.

Written a lot recently. Here and writing, need to update a deviant art story tomorrow.