Chevalier

The worst possible thing for me to do is avoid hitting on beautiful curvage models like @ChubbyCupcake who vouches for me, and not buy, suggest, nor recommend anyone want to have fun as well; I get a lot of helpful checks in my reviews.

@Jordan Social skills and knowing how to charismatically communicate desires create a vivid life.  Wanting me to repress this only makes everybody else who values what I am showcasing: miserable, poor, and lazy/prone to quitting this site.  You're also assuming you know better than the complicated intricacies of the models I've experienced here, so you're messing with their autonomy and fun rather than let them say I'm the bad guy.

I'm the Dick Dastardly they need.  I wouldn't dare say something that goes uncontested too, as desperation sucks.  People think money/body guarantee success, but it's all a gambit to me; I never know when someone'll turn/disappear on me.  I win big, I spend big, and I go home with everyone happier, instead of cheaping out on a lonely night with pornhub, since words do heal.

Thanks @ChubbyGainerWife and you too @ChubbyCupcake we are people too.

I'll give you a few safe words to cool me down if too excited:

Queen, blue, slow, steady.

That was quite fun in the end 😊. Feels normal to say as well.

What on earth makes you think he's a scammer?!

@Chevalier actually contributes to the site and I for one appreciate his reviews.

Thanks @PrincessBlurmy I should check stuff more, I didn't know you cared 😍.

For some boring analytics: I'm #3 all time on this site for reviews, with #1 this month, though this week must have a ton of competition for you beauties. https://curvage.org/forum/index.php?/leaderboard/&time=oldest&in=downloads-review_id

I should honestly have more faith, and kinda see why there's no such thing as bad publicity sometimes. 

Lies can only be prolonged for so long, and choreographed to be remembered every time the same exact way.

My bad someone on here told me he was a scammer my apologies chevalier