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  1. Wolfie6644
    Welcome to the Hungry Side, Padawan. Feel the Carbs flowing through you... Seriously, sooooo awesome to have you here. You're simply resplendent. A sigh floating on a breeze. (A thicc sigh, floating on a blueberry waffle scented breeze.)
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    Apropos of nothing, taking the time here to mention that the top of my head makes a fantastic lower belly rest. 🤔🤔
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    ...asks Lauren to "wear something appropriate". Curvage finally unveils its first supervillianess... LADY JOYKILLER!
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    This is legit the hottest thread on Curvage right now. I'm suuuuuuper thankful Mr. Tamale is willing to share your tales of overindulgence and hedonism with us. Although, to be honest, if I had a ridiculously pretty wife who was also a TOTAL GLUTTON who I got to watch stuff herself until I had to ROLL her home at night, helplessly full and completely at my mercy, I'D WANNA BRAG ABOUT IT TOO.
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    BEFORE: Land a Man-Sized SLAP on it... AFTER: LAND AN AIRCRAFT ON IT (...call me Frequent Flyer Freddy) 🍑🍑🍑🛬🛬🛬🛬🍑🍑🍑 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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    THIS JUST IN : Scientists in North America say they've discovered an entirely new way to heat America's water. Dr. Dadhi Luvzcake is quoted as saying "We are confident that we have discovered enough stored energy to heat America's water supply for YEARS. Seriously you guys, it's MASSIVE. We're TAPPING this energy source to make water heaters, and we're calling them... LUSH BEHINDS!!! Believe me, if you've got a Lush Behind in your tub, it's gonna be SMOKIN' HOT in there. We're SO EXCITED about this. Trust me guys...the market for this is only gonna GROW GROW GROW. Lush is only gonna get BIGGER and HOTTER from here on out!! Steamy...DREAMY Lush Energy -- Every Man NEEDS a Lush Behind in his hot tub!!!"
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    It all makes sense now. 🤔🤔🤔
  8. Wolfie6644
    Human evolution has reached its peak. We are on a higher plane now. Higher than Snoop Dogg's plane, even.
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    Will you be bringing cake?? 🤔🤔
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    There's a serious risk here that that amount of mammaries in one room at the same time will rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Ergo, I believe the two of you should be kept under strict 24/7 scientific observation by a crack team of Funbag Physics researchers (led by myself, of course). I do solemnly swear by Pamela Anderson that I shall subject your quadruple quandary of Godzilla gazongas to a rigorous schedule of Titanic Thundertitty testing in order to ensure the safety of the known universe -- selflessly putting my own face in harm's way, if need be (and it DO need be, it DO).
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    gotta go with blue.
  12. Wolfie6644
    The Masculine Urge to yell "For Valhalla!!" before diving onto the couch as you three dolls sit down. A Real Man should die with the prize on his eyes. 🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡
  13. Wolfie6644
    Disto makes the A in Argentina stands for ASSSSSSSSSS
  14. Wolfie6644
    The obscene amount of money I'd pay to be in the room while @Riley Parker& @LaurenLushget creative with a can of whip cream would single-handedly cause a boom in the dairy market. I mean...if ANYONE is gonna instill confidence in the future of global milk production ... it's you two lasses. 👀 👀 👀
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    GOSH D A N G I feel like I should dox myself to the moderators and activate the location settings on my phone so they can call 911 and explain to the dispatcher why I'm experiencing a Lush Level coronary event. 💓💓💓💓💓
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    If every angry militant and soldier in the world had a phat girlfriend, they'd be waaaaay too busy to be at war, and we'd have world peace faster than it takes your favorite Miss Thiccums to Door Dash a Double Cheeseburger, Fries, and a Strawberry Shake.

    War comes with thundering applause, but the sound of Peace is two a**-cheeks clapping.

         MAKE YO GURL A SANDWICH,

                        NOT WAR.

                      WAR SUCKS,

           THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES.

                    Say it with me,

                     🔥🍑s 4️⃣ ☮️❗️

                     🔥🍑s 4️⃣ ☮️❗️

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  17. Wolfie6644
    BBW Jailbait Halloween Costume: Why go fishing with a skinny little worm and catch something you're gonna have to throw back, When you can put the whole d*mn steak on a hook and catch a REAL ONE
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    Appreciating, supporting, and enjoying the models that create content that makes your day sweeter, spicier and more fun 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Trolling on the curvy websites when you could just be enjoying the jiggly ride 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Enjoy the Jiggle responsibly. (paid for by Responsible Jiggle Enjoyers for a Thicktastic America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆🎆)
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    What you can't see behind those sunglasses is Casey trying to figure out how much weight that helmet could withstand... What's going on in the Mandalorian's mind... "This is the three-way..." <cue Star Wars theme music>
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    Asking Lauren to bring snacks to the party, knowing she'll eat at least half of them, and there'll be less snacks for everyone to share ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ Feeding Lauren snacks before the party, knowing there'll be more Lauren for the whole party to share 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 You're a dreamboat, Lush! You bring so much quality AND quantity to our weekends!!!
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    Get better!!!
  22. Wolfie6644
    Birthday Felicitations!!! 🥳 🥳🥳🥳
  23. Wolfie6644
    What the average Curvage member sees in his head when he thinks about Big Girls vs. skinny girls.
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    I'm, uhhhhh 🥵🔥🔥🥵 noticing that there might, uhhhh💦💦💦💦 be some other heavy hangers in this post???? 😵😵🤯🤯🤯 ...and suddenly I'm DYYYYYYYYING for a jug of milk --or two!!!!! You know where I could find any big, heavy milk jugs???? 🧐🧐🧐
  25. Wolfie6644
    That's great to hear, kiddo. Thanks for checking in and letting us know you're alright. Be excellent to yourself.
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