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Wolfie6644

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  1. YOWZA. I'm definitely counting looking at those pics as my morning cardio. Any red-blooded man that takes one good look at you is gonna instantly feel 150% more alive. Put that in a tiny bottle that says "Drink me" and that's one helluvan energy drink. We call that "The Kenzie Shot". WOW. Looks that make me stammer.
  2. Welcome to the Hungry Side, Padawan. Feel the Carbs flowing through you... Seriously, sooooo awesome to have you here. You're simply resplendent. A sigh floating on a breeze. (A thicc sigh, floating on a blueberry waffle scented breeze.)
  3. Apropos of nothing, taking the time here to mention that the top of my head makes a fantastic lower belly rest. 🤔🤔
  4. ...asks Lauren to "wear something appropriate". Curvage finally unveils its first supervillianess... LADY JOYKILLER!
  5. This is legit the hottest thread on Curvage right now. I'm suuuuuuper thankful Mr. Tamale is willing to share your tales of overindulgence and hedonism with us. Although, to be honest, if I had a ridiculously pretty wife who was also a TOTAL GLUTTON who I got to watch stuff herself until I had to ROLL her home at night, helplessly full and completely at my mercy, I'D WANNA BRAG ABOUT IT TOO.
  6. BEFORE: Land a Man-Sized SLAP on it... AFTER: LAND AN AIRCRAFT ON IT (...call me Frequent Flyer Freddy) 🍑🍑🍑🛬🛬🛬🛬🍑🍑🍑 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
  7. THIS JUST IN : Scientists in North America say they've discovered an entirely new way to heat America's water. Dr. Dadhi Luvzcake is quoted as saying "We are confident that we have discovered enough stored energy to heat America's water supply for YEARS. Seriously you guys, it's MASSIVE. We're TAPPING this energy source to make water heaters, and we're calling them... LUSH BEHINDS!!! Believe me, if you've got a Lush Behind in your tub, it's gonna be SMOKIN' HOT in there. We're SO EXCITED about this. Trust me guys...the market for this is only gonna GROW GROW GROW. Lush is only gonna get BIGGER and HOTTER from here on out!! Steamy...DREAMY Lush Energy -- Every Man NEEDS a Lush Behind in his hot tub!!!"
  8. Human evolution has reached its peak. We are on a higher plane now. Higher than Snoop Dogg's plane, even.
  9. There's a serious risk here that that amount of mammaries in one room at the same time will rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Ergo, I believe the two of you should be kept under strict 24/7 scientific observation by a crack team of Funbag Physics researchers (led by myself, of course). I do solemnly swear by Pamela Anderson that I shall subject your quadruple quandary of Godzilla gazongas to a rigorous schedule of Titanic Thundertitty testing in order to ensure the safety of the known universe -- selflessly putting my own face in harm's way, if need be (and it DO need be, it DO).
  10. The Masculine Urge to yell "For Valhalla!!" before diving onto the couch as you three dolls sit down. A Real Man should die with the prize on his eyes. 🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡
  11. The obscene amount of money I'd pay to be in the room while @Riley Parker& @LaurenLushget creative with a can of whip cream would single-handedly cause a boom in the dairy market. I mean...if ANYONE is gonna instill confidence in the future of global milk production ... it's you two lasses. 👀 👀 👀
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