ComradeCaine

Lol, diet pill commercials where the before was hotter while I was watching "jackass"

I worked with this girl Brooke who was pretty chubby. We both have significant others but we're friendly and flirty with each other. One night after work we were both kinda ** and I started rubbing her belly and told her I like her "sexy little belly" and she looked taken aback and said, "You like my belly!? I'm trying to loose this thing!" I just told her I thought it was cute and she shouldn't worry about it. Later I showed her some photos of me and my girlfriend and she made some comments like: "You like 'em big don't you?" "Are you a chubby chaser?" Later another girl started working and she was a blonde party girl with a beer belly. I pretty much pulled the same card and flirted with her about her weight and belly. Brook heard about it and said, "I heard you were flirting with Leah the other night" I blushed, Brooke raised an eyebrow and asked, "You have a type, don't you? You never hit on the skinny girls." Busted! When you're right you're right!

Freshman year my teacher made me sit out in the hall. There was a trio of senior girls out there and I was in band with one of them so she knew me. Her friend, a chubby, athletic blonde(think softball pitcher) exclaims, "Oh my Gawd! My BELLY is getting huge! My coach told me I'm getting fat! Cc, do you think I'm FAT!?" I was agog. I stammered something like, "no you look fine." Probably red as a beet. "Be honest!" She said, then lifted up her shirt revealing a fat but tanned and toned chubby belly. I just put my hand on her gut and just said, "I like your belly." That point I realized I liked chubby girls. This wasn't easy as in the early naughties thin was in and there was no body posi movement at all. I remember it was quite the insult to be called a "chubby chaser" now I consider it a compliment.

I worked with this gal. Late 30s law school drop out and former raft guide now stuck bartending. Skinny everywhere except for a plump beer belly and big booty but still has the attitude of a young athletic college girl who thinks she's hot stuff. Complete with a bellybutton piercing that was done at least 10 years and 20 pounds ago. We would hang out after work and drink and smoke regularly. One night her dog got out and she had to chase it down. Minutes later, she returned, huffing and puffing with her dog by the collar. "Whew! I haven't ran like that in a while! I used to run to class every day in college and when I was a raft guide I was SUPER in shape!" I just kinda laughed and said, "But not so much now, huh?" She said. "Yeah, I got lazy..." Then she pats her gut, "And fat! It's hard to run now." We ended up parting ways but I hit her up the other day and she was in complete fat girl denial. I joked with her about her beer belly and she claimed that she never had a belly and always had "a teeny tiny tummy" This coming from the girl who used to lift up her shirt and complain about her belly.

My girlfriend and I went to her mom's and as a chef I cooked dinner. My specialty, tequila chicken and bananas foster for dessert. Also her mom and I hit the booze pretty hard, as we had tequila and 99 bananas for cooking. After dessert her mom (who is at least300 pounds) said, "Oh my God cc that was DECADENT! Do you to eat this well all the time? No wonder my daughter is gaining weight!" My girlfriend blushed and stammered, "Mom we don't eat like this all the time, this is a special occasion! I'd be HUGE if we ate like this all the time!" Later that night we were looking at gfs senior pictures which are prominently displayed in her mother's living room. She kinda gasped and said, "Look at how thin I was! I can't believe I thought I was FAT back then."

My gf had her birthday last month and her sister who is skinnyfat and conventionally attractive got her some nice brand name leggings in a size large. My gf took one look at the pants and said, "There is no WAY these are gonna fit!" Her sister, egging her on says, "Oh come on! At least try them on, those were expensive!" "HARLEY! THEY WON'T FIT!" Gf yelled, then to prove a point she shimmied into them. "See!? I don't even think I could wear these out!" Her sister smirked and said, "Well maybe next time I'll get you an XL or XXL. Something high waisted to help you out with that muffin top!" Gf said, "Well you just keep them then! You're catching up with me, you're gonna need a large!"

Quick aside here. Anyone remember a program called a walk in your shoes? It aired on a channel called noggin in the early naughties. Any one episode had a skinny, popular girl dress up in a fat suit for a week.

In college I worked a summer job at a resort with housing and a meal plan. A lot of coworkers gained weight but one stands out. A waitress there was really fit and toned with an athletic body and a cute face. Super outgoing, sociable and the like. Former track star and whenever she would get compliments on her figure she'd say, "Thanks, I run." Or "I don't diet, I just run." I noticed she ate whatever and drank smoked and partied too. As the summer went on she very noticeably gained weight and was looking quite ** bellied. One night another woman we worked with joked, "Looks like it's time to go for a run, your getting a beer belly!" Everybody laughed. The next day I was out walking my morning smokers walk and who do I see but track star. She was in a sports bra and joggers and barely"running" stopping with her hands on her knees, huffing and puffing to catch her breath. When she saw me she straightened up, sucked in her belly, and sprinted past me with a cheery "Hi!" After we passed I saw she was back to her slower pace with her sweaty belly hanging out, butt and thighs jiggling. We weren't even a mile from the dorms. At work later I overheard her bragging about how she's started running again and is trying to eat healthier and when she gets home she's joining a gym.

This girl I met at a festival gets fatter every year!

So a new girl started working at work and she is hot! Quick background, the woman in question is waiting tables part time for some extra scratch. She's a tall glass of water at 6 foot, athletic/curvy with long, brunette hair, a starter belly and around my age(30ish). Really checks a lot of boxes for me 😉 Andrea doesn't need to wait tables, her hubby is a cop and she has two degrees but being winter time out here in nowhere she's picked up a few shifts. We do shift meals here and the first time Andrea ordered I thought she was kinda fussy and picky. She went down the menu telling me all about the things she "can't eat" cuz she's gluten free, dairy free, grain free, yada yada. Eventually we settled on "just chicken breast, green beans, salt and pepper and olive oil." I happily cooked that for her every shift. But I noticed that even though this bougie fit girl ate like she was on a diet she had a fat girl appetite. Cleaning her plate any time I cooked her dinner. Even patting her belly in satisfaction and joking about her "food baby." She ate healthy but ate A LOT. I told her that I was proud of her for being a member of the "clean plates club." She would joke about being "hangry" and needing her food. I started giving her a little extra food going 2 chicken breasts and double green beans plus sneaking a little butter in there for good measure. She still cleaned her plate but her little "food baby" is looking more permanent now with some little love handles hanging over jeans for good measure. The other day Andrea comes up to me her usual hangry self saying, "Can I get my dinner!?" I joked with her, "Let me guess, double bacon cheeseburger with a side of chili cheese fries?" She laughed, "Ha! Yeah I used to be that girl. I was all about cheeseburgers, chicken strips and Mac and cheese! Those were my three favorite food groups back in the day!" Me, raised eyebrow, "So not anymore, then? What happened?" A: "I got really BIG in college and started having health problems so I cut out all the carbs, gluten and cheese. I slimmed down a lot for my wedding and now I'm in better shape than I was in highschool!" We're pretty good friends these days, sometimes I wish we were both single. Now we're more like "work spouses" We both have the same breed of dog so we share pictures sometimes. She was scrolling through some doggo pics and there was one of her and some friends at the beach. She looking fit and tan and in shape. Easily the fittest among the girls pictured, with a toned washboard tummy. "Damn Andrea! Nice six pack!" "Yeah that was me right after the wedding. Unfortunately I don't have that six pack anymore..." She quickly scrolled away and we got back to golden retriever pictures but the impression stayed. The tall, quirky, nerdy girl got fat in college. Became a skinny, fit fiance. And now she's a lazy, growing wifey who thinks she can diet her way back to fit and skinny without exercise. Last time I saw her she mentioned that she had been jogging with her husband and dog to "try and get skinny again" but I think she mostly uses that as an excuse to eat more. She's "eating more salads now" which means an entire to go box of salad with chicken and bacon on it and "just oil and vinegar" as if that's less fattening than ranch and croutons. 😅 With her toned, skinny arms and face Andrea can definitely pass as a skinny gal, at least for now! But she's got a ** belly!

I got to see an interesting exchange between my girl and her manager while I was at the bar while they were closing. My gf (tall, chubby twenty something) started doing squats behind the bar when her manager (tall, skinny, thirty something) raised her eyebrow and said, M: "What on earth are you doing?" Gf: *pants* "Just trying to stretch these jeans out, they're feeling a little tight." M: *scoffs* "They just went through the dryer too many times, right?" Gf: "I think all my pants have been through the dryer too many times!" M: *slides hands down her waist* "I've never had that problem." Gf just kinda laughed it off but when we got home she opened up a bit. Apparently that's not the first time her manager has teased her about her weight. She's kinda jealous of her manager bartending in revealing clothes, eating and drinking all night without gaining a pound. On top of that bragging about hitting the gym and working out. Gf summed it all up with. "I don't know where she puts it all but she eats more than me and she never gains a pound!" My gf has always blamed her job for her weight gain. I think seeing an older, career bartender who's been in the biz longer than her but still has an eviable washboard tummy and skinny figure while still eating and drinking whatever she wants has led her to realize she has no excuse for being a bigger girl these days. Gf even said, "I feel like a FAT GIRL when she's around! How is she so skinny!?" I'm hoping her manager gets fat too. I'll keep you posted.

There was a "Malcolm in the middle" episode where Lois doesn't realize she's pregnant but Hal is turned on by it and tries to sabatoge her diet and fatten her up. Gave me some thoughts seeing that as a teen. Haha.

Here's a couple more. I wish I had better shots but I didn't want my gf to see.

Back pre covid I had the joy of cramping with my gf and her friends at a country music festival. All of whom were 20 something former highschool athletes who put on weight from college, partying, relationships, ect.