i'm new too being an eater and it's costly

[whismic CLIPS]

I like to eat, I like to eat when others tell me too. but its getting too expensive for me. i tried budgeting but next thing i know.. i'm ordering uber eats.. halp 

 

 

included a pic of me to get your attention.. 

[Ilvg]

Well you could always film yourself eating and sell the vid, then use the profit to buy more food. Rinse and repeat until you’re a perpetual money making food eating machine and become a god. 

[extra_m13]

you have my attentiont, now lets get you a couple of burgers shall we¿

[Chevalier]

Cooking is a lot cheaper honestly, as well as developing a skill; feels like a lost art (like being practical) given the premium of ordering delivery. Rice, pasta, mac and cheese, only a few dollars apiece at most, and ravioli sometimes goes on sale.

Biscuits are like caloric bombs when you're not ordering one of those (possible) bricks at KFC/popeyes as well. Around 200 calories each, can go organic too but it won't reduce the calories, same with soup (without needing all that sodium a lot of restaurants or MSG from cans that aren't organic).

[vpprof]

Learn to cook.

[WatermelonMan]

wow, you're adorable. I love your chubby legs!

It is indeed expensive. I fed someone for a year once - yes, she got FAT - and I calculated I was spending about $300 a month on groceries, takeout and dinners. 

Rice and pasta and carbs are your friend.

Any other tips you wish, drop me a line.

 

 

[whismic CLIPS]

On 5/20/2021 at 10:28 PM, Ilvg said:

Well you could always film yourself eating and sell the vid, then use the profit to buy more food. Rinse and repeat until you’re a perpetual money making food eating machine and become a god. 

Not sure who to sell the videos too. I would sign up to be a model here but the site isnt taking anymore right now