Comebacks to fat-shamers

[Dr. Feeder]

Feel free to post your own comebacks to these shames, shames you would like a comeback for, or shame/comeback combos.

 

--How are you going to find a boyfriend if you're that fat?

--It filters out the superficial ones.

 

To someone about to eat something fattening: --You don't need that!

--You eat what you need. I eat what I want.

 

--Look at that fat body! What a waste of a pretty face.

--Look at you! Such a waste of a troll--there are so many bridges that lack one.

 

--Oh my God! You're so fat!

--At least I'm not rude.

Or

--At least I'm not verbally abusive

 

 

 

 

[le_gone]

My wife, girlfriend at that time, helping herself a second and large part of chocolate cake. Her mother said : are you sure you need that ? Just before going for holidays ? She replied : Don't worry, there are bikinis in all sizes.