John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Let's start this game, shall we?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 2:05 PM, John Smith said: @0:03 All that comfort eating and fat injections has severely impended her body balance. Look how her gravity center is completely thrown off backyard-and-downward, as she cautiously attempt to hide the tremendous amount of struggle she had to make the littiest step. Look!!! She must been at a point you hear a daft thud followed by faint tremors tremble the whole piece whenever she waddle and make the paved floor, the flights of stairs and these outgrown chairs creak in agony. Unfortunately to her (but not us) , the quarantine would deprive her from any access to renewed furniture and cosmetic surgery. Prepare yourselves to see a completely transformed, fat-bellied, triple-chinned Blob King tweets about how her bed has been torn apart by her sheer weight. Main reason?? She's huge and it reminds me about the Godzilla March. >_< 0_0 and lalt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 @Dert477 @thadrou90 @zachi @Gusto @grateful I challenge you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curvage Model goodgirlgrow CLIPS Posted March 26, 2020 Curvage Model Share Posted March 26, 2020 You’re the fucking best, John Smith. >_< 0_0, lalt and John Smith 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>_< 0_0 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I still think your theme song is “Extra Thick” by Auralnauts @John Smith. John Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>_< 0_0 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 John Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 28 minutes ago, goodgirlgrow said: You’re the fucking best, John Smith. Eh eh! 😁 Just now, >_< 0_0 said: I still think your theme song is “Extra Thick” by Auralnauts @John Smith. Lool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dert477 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 What are the rules here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dert477 said: What are the rules here You share a picture, GIF, social media post or quote about a woman who has been already posted on Curvage, then drop either a song, GIF or meme that remind you about this woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dert477 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 hmm not sure who i should do.... John Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dert477 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 haha i’m actually serious John Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 7 hours ago, tokka said: She's definitely 330. I wish she could weigh herself in one of her clips to show her real weight. No doubt she's more than 310. Her chubby face is beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted July 16, 2020 Author Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/7/2020 at 8:16 PM, someone145 said: On 7/7/2020 at 6:09 AM, someone145 said: On 7/3/2020 at 6:23 PM, someone145 said: On 6/27/2020 at 11:44 AM, someone145 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted July 16, 2020 Author Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 11:13 AM, John Smith said: Oh, why so much hatred?? He blocked this video!!!! 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted July 25, 2020 Author Share Posted July 25, 2020 On 9/15/2019 at 6:41 PM, John Smith said: "The vosho [E.D. : name of the popular local South-African dance demonstrated below] that diminished the walls of Jericho." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT JOKE WAS SO STUPIDLY SAVAGE, I'M HOLLERING!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhzxT9eB469PLwwtd7 I run into it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted August 9, 2020 Author Share Posted August 9, 2020 This Abyss-displaced snippet of continual jab was so hilarious it will be a waste to not share it. 😂 13 hours ago, Longtimelurker said: The reason this overweight centaur’s clips are all over the internet is because she’s been notorious for charging crazy prices for Instagram caliber pictures. 13 hours ago, John Smith said: Damned centaurs... they are going to be the death of all of us. #deathbyplasticsnusnu 13 hours ago, Longtimelurker said: Lol she may have had her fat reshaped but every pound on her she got from laying around stuffing her face 13 hours ago, John Smith said: I swear these quavering, cottage cheese ridden orbs are going to explode. She look like a fattening cartoon/anime bimbo fantasy. 13 hours ago, John Smith said: These orbs looks so round she may summon Shenlong, all genies and teleports herself to Kansas by clapping them. 9 hours ago, Worldnettour said: John we love you but sometimes your shit sooo cringe worthy 😂😂😂 9 minutes ago, John Smith said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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