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First, I think you look great, but my advice is eat what you want, but get some exercise. It will help you stay healthy. Three hours a week is all you need...walk, jog, or go to the gym. Don’t be embarrassed, half the people at the gym are fatter than you, and bottom line is people only care about themselves.

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That last picture looks so decadent, like a princess who has her hand maidens bring her a feast which she has just polished off. Now she is learning back on her thrown with a stuffed belly draining the last few drops of wine from her nectar."

Hand maiden says, "Your majesty, can I bring you anything else?"

Princess lets out a loud burp, pats her belly with both hands and replies, "Be gone now, but come back in 15 minutes with another plate of donuts."

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