AMANDA BYNES

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Could've sworn there was already a thread on her, but nothing came up in a search.  If somehow I'm wrong, @KFD feel free to merge.


Anyhoo, not the most flattering getup, but quite the drastic before/after.

BEFORE:

AFTER:

 

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BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS

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On 3/19/2018 at 8:09 AM, PreyToGod said:

I sincerely hope nobody here has any sexual attraction to her post-2013 she's basically a trainwreck in slow motion

Amanda is like Lindsay Lohan if she did Coca-Cola in addition to, uh.....coke.

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On 3/21/2018 at 9:50 AM, PreyToGod said:

indeed, the thing is imo lindsay always looked like a budding crackwhore, whereas amanda looked relatively nice 

I sleep at night by telling myself that her identical twin went on to live a normal, drug-free, mentally-stable life where she doesn't share vids of herself defending Harvey Weinstein, and that she looks only a maximum of five years older than her natural thirty-one years.  And as an added bonus, 'Chrissy Lohan' clocks in at an upwards of 300lbs, with a fire crotch carpet matching those curtains, when she lifts up the FUPA.

Dude, you try telling me that the CGI available in 1998 could've....I mean, you think I'd know anything about photoshopping someone's face onto someone else?

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3 minutes ago, PreyToGod said:

I must admit my pop culture knowledge is (sadly?) lacking...thankfully this masterfully written article got me up to speed; https://www.wattpad.com/298480955-conspiracy-theories-lindsay-lohans-dead-twin

According to the theory her identical twin probably didn't do drugs, or publicly defend Weinstein, though i'm not sure about the other points. 

To rub salt into the wound her living sister is basically the antithesis of what you were hoping for;

 

Yeah, I saw an almost identical(pun vaguely intended) satire(?) on theonion.com.....or some other similar website like somethingawful.

The dead twin was the talented one.  They buried her behind the grassy knoll, and made a memorial plaque out of melted steel beams.

Rumor has it she was killed because she couldn't satisfy Hillary(Clinton, not Duff)'s demands, but you didn't hear this from me..... 

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10 minutes ago, PreyToGod said:

fascinating..forgive me however, i'll have to opt out of partaking in any further conspiracy theories, lest i be mistaken for an american, as I'm sure you'll understand. 

As proud to be of the red, white, and blue persuasion(against 'white' pride), I'll make no bones about hailing from the land of the freaks and home of the brainless.  #MAGA

 

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37 minutes ago, I Claudius said:

'Brainless' coming from the guy who created an Amanda Bynes thread to celebrate the impact of mental illness on her body.

Agreed with Oscar on this being an Abyss level thread.

Have a big 'FUCK YOU', buddy.....when I posted those pictures, I hadn't a clue of her purported mental illnesses - so don't you dare try to pin such an absurd accusation me.  Let's go by your fucked logic and Abyss all women(especially the non-celebs) whose gains might've been attributed to personal hardships, medications, or PCOS.   A good handful of female contributors here have spoken candidly about their PCOS diagnoses....I guess we're not really jacking it to curves, but rather hormonal imbalances, excessive hair growth, and the high probability of remaining infertile for life.

If I need to spell everything out for you(irony, huh?), 'brainless' is in reference to the toxic political climate my nation has apparently adopted, run by a self-absorbed, overgrown 'Cheato' who (prepare for another layer of irony)doesn't give a fuck about the treatment or prevention of mental illnesses in our society, and wouldn't have a goddamn clue how to tackle the epidemic if he even did care about anyone but himself and those who superfluously suck his anus.

Eleven people, including the site owner(who isn't exactly blindly enamored to yours truly, as he blocked my whiny ass on facebook for reasons relating to the above paragraph), appreciated my opening post, and the ensuing commentary was the typical sarcastic banter that at this point I feel almost obliged to provide.

In case any of this still is going over your malformed head, I'll state for the record right here and now that I despise of those who believe in stupid and non-factual occurences and hopelessly inaccurate versions of contemporary or historical events - and if I make a few light jabs here and there to draft a hyperbolic satire of how ridiculous some humans are, then kindly refrain from a bitch-fest.

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On 4/8/2018 at 12:50 AM, seamonky989 said:

This thread is showing the tragic epitome of wasted free time

As an intellectual-type(okay,  maybe 'wannabe') I actually appreciate a stimulating debate or rebuttal.  So even when I may seem irritated, I'm honestly quite pleased.

And I'm not the only one.

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6 hours ago, Vladimir Putin said:

It's a shame we don't share your enjoyment.

We?  Speak for yourself.  Shame for you....not for me. 

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28 minutes ago, Taytay said:

I just wanted to add this here these are recent as well... She doesnt look THAT BAD If you ask me..

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