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Tess Holliday (Tess Munster)


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It's crazy to think that she's been on the scene for a bit over a decade now. 

So out of boredom and interest I decided to compile a little through the years post. Of Tess Holiday from 2012-2022. It's mostly 2012-13 and 21-22 to really show her crazy growth. With some mid years stuff thrown in between 

Sure she was always big but she'd be about the same size as others, that's simply rarely ever the case these days. 

I do miss her early aesthetic though. Sure it was more basic but it really showed off her natural beauty a lot more. These days she's usually too done up and it makes her skin look shiny or maybe oiled up. Luckily her body is a huge work of art now. One of the best in the game for sure and it keeps getting bigger

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1 hour ago, thadrou90 said:

I know the lighting and the quality are bad here, but you can still really see how much Tess just looks like an enormous ball of fat on the back of this bike. She looks HUGE!

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I can't help but think that Tess Holiday would make an amazing NFL linebacker. With a body as wide and big as that who's going to be able to actually take her down? 

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39 minutes ago, BlubberyGut said:

I can't help but think that Tess Holiday would make an amazing NFL linebacker. With a body as wide and big as that who's going to be able to actually take her down? 

But she won't be able to cover anybody, if she has to drop back in coverage , nah Nosetackle is the spot for her. Also why are they not wearing a helmet while on that bike, damn.

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1 hour ago, BlubberyGut said:

I can't help but think that Tess Holiday would make an amazing NFL linebacker. With a body as wide and big as that who's going to be able to actually take her down? 

55 minutes ago, DanishFan87 said:

But she won't be able to cover anybody, if she has to drop back in coverage , nah Nosetackle is the spot for her. Also why are they not wearing a helmet while on that bike, damn.

Good points all. The other thing she has going for her is a low center of gravity!

 

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2 hours ago, DanishFan87 said:

But she won't be able to cover anybody, if she has to drop back in coverage , nah Nosetackle is the spot for her. Also why are they not wearing a helmet while on that bike, damn.

I don't mean literally or anything lol. I'd just imagine that it would be hard to tackle down somebody who's like 5'2 and 350lbs. As long as you don't go for the knees she'd have to have a lot of durability against someone trying to take her down. She's probably pretty strong too.

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1 hour ago, thadrou90 said:

Slightly weirded out that Tess seems to be buddies with Daphne Oz, Dr Oz's daughter (and yes, she does have a thread on here). Maybe that's not fair--I just perceive an aura of snake-oil-salesmanship around Oz and his whole family. But I also can't get over how much like Bebe Rexha Daphne looks.

Dr. Oz is 100% huckster, selling "cures" he knows damn well don't work, or worse. And much as I love Tess for her body and fattitude, she's got some shade in her past as well, taking a bunch of money from fans for her branded SA merch and then not delivering. Not to mention serially publicizing her personal drama for Instagram faves. Either way, she's more a professional celebrity than model now, and that means fame and money are the only metrics that matter. Best to admire her from a distance.

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33 minutes ago, mal57 said:

Dr. Oz is 100% huckster, selling "cures" he knows damn well don't work, or worse. And much as I love Tess for her body and fattitude, she's got some shade in her past as well, taking a bunch of money from fans for her branded SA merch and then not delivering. Not to mention serially publicizing her personal drama for Instagram faves. Either way, she's more a professional celebrity than model now, and that means fame and money are the only metrics that matter. Best to admire her from a distance.

Yeah, 100% agree about Tess. I know all those things but I guess manage not to think actively about them most of the time.

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1 hour ago, Rich666 said:

Have you ever seen Tess's instragram when it's anything aside from pictures? She's pretty fucking insane anyway.

 

Kind of good cause it plays into my conflicting fantasy of wanting to pound her huge pumpkin shaped body, with wanted to stuff her face first into a Gateau at the same time.

I'm into that Dom stuff so when BBW's are crazy or known to be pretty rude it just makes them hotter to me

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22 hours ago, thadrou90 said:

Slightly weirded out that Tess seems to be buddies with Daphne Oz, Dr Oz's daughter (and yes, she does have a thread on here). Maybe that's not fair--I just perceive an aura of snake-oil-salesmanship around Oz and his whole family. But I also can't get over how much like Bebe Rexha Daphne looks.

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Not usually my fave but looking great in black here

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22 hours ago, thadrou90 said:

Yeah, 100% agree about Tess. I know all those things but I guess manage not to think actively about them most of the time.

Doesn't bother me either, I'm with Rich and Blub that her flakiness just makes her hotter. Just that nothing would surprise me at this point, and I kind of like watching the carnival. I feel like she could run for congress, get WLS,  or start a megachurch at any minute, who knows?

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I can't say for certain, but many rumor that's she problematic for several reasons. There was that T-shirt/brand controversy/scandal several years back, though I think that was mostly the result of mismanagement and lack of business experience. Regardless, she didn't respond well when people demanded accountability.

I don't know much about Daphne Oz except that she was on some daytime cooking show awhile back. Everyone's familiar with her dad, who's gone from doctor to TV celebrity to Trump appointee to the 'Council on Sports, Nutrition and Fitness" and now Trump endorsed U.S. Senate candidate. One thing's for certain, he's been fatphobic all the way through.

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