♡ pockets 4 pope ♡ come for the butt, stay for the faces tbh ♡

[macer123]

Goblin, I dont need to when I bring the milkshakes with cute sharpie smilies with both your names. Bitches love smilies. *grins evily* Oh, nice ass. Ahem! I need2learn2gif bros!

[pin-up goblin]

Goblin, I dont need to when I bring the milkshakes with cute sharpie smilies with both your names. Bitches love smilies. *grins evily* Oh, nice ass. Ahem! I need2learn2gif bros!

LOL Yeah, gifing and my eyebrows is how I won over my pockets. <3 Milkshakes are a start I suppose.

[Scrooge]

I think you mean princess. She is in no way male.

I know, and I thought about it but I didn't feel like altering the lyrics though I seem to have missed my mistake with you/your.

[sanders]

Wanna bite your rolls soooooo bad. Seriously.

[pet sounds]

Clearly I've quadrupled my weight & now have to ride everywhere in a shopping trolley..

But nah, these sites are always like that. I don't mind people imagining I've gained, but I dislike when people tell me I need to gain weight, or would look better fatter.

Honestly, I eat like a pig but my weight doesn't fluctuate that much.

Some people here lack social graces, but, as I read it, the general concensus is you're gorgeous and very sexy. Around here, it's meant as a compliment to say a girl looks heavier...

[pockets]

I've been on holiday & now I'm stuck in my hotel room.

Mostly my trip consisted of eating donuts. Pretty sure I've eaten 10-12 this weekend. Mmm donuts.

[NVWZZO]

nice belly rolls

[SayHelloToMyLittleFriend]

You doll up pretty good, too.

[jackal27]

Oh I'm sorry you're stuck in your hotel room. I guess there is always room service to help pass the time and to help add to that luscious belly. 

[pockets]

You doll up pretty good, too.

Thank you Tony Soprano. I appreciate it.

Oh I'm sorry you're stuck in your hotel room. I guess there is always room service to help pass the time and to help add to that luscious belly. 

That picture is literally me. They have dunkin donuts here, but not where I live. Hot damn I love donuts.

[jackal27]

That picture is literally me. They have dunkin donuts here, but not where I live. Hot damn I love donuts.

No dunkin donuts where you live? How do you manage? "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson. In case you can't tell I'm a huge simpsons fan  ;D but in this case homer's philosophy is relevant.

[belemnite]

What it inspired me :

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYnzZ2rczSo.

I know this thread is about a female version of Homer Simpson, appetite-wise, but adding a little Stargate reference can't hurt.

[patcleburne]

Well I love that you love donuts, and they obviously love you....looking better and better, dear....

[Guest Marno]

While I like to hear about a woman eating donuts as much as the next perv, I think it's refreshing to know that one dumb chain hasn't infested every last country. Then again, fuqitall.

[Guest Marno]

Oh yeah, and you're so cute it makes me want to be an alcoholic.

[pouty_princess]

Holy fuck pockets  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[idluvr]

I've been on holiday & now I'm stuck in my hotel room.

Mostly my trip consisted of eating donuts. Pretty sure I've eaten 10-12 this weekend. Mmm donuts.

Those donuts look good on you! 

[Guest jason blunderbuss]

HOT STUFF!!!!

[woodo]

Im moving to New Zealand at the end of July, are all the girls as hot as you?  x

[pockets]

Im moving to New Zealand at the end of July, are all the girls as hot as you?  x

Maybe. But I'm the best one, obviously.

[jackal27]

Maybe. But I'm the best one, obviously.

well that goes without saying. 

[lostonline040]

Maybe. But I'm the best one, obviously.

"Hill Yiss!"

[pockets]

"Hill Yiss!"

Hahahahahahahaahhahaha  :thumbsup:

I don't know how to type the way people think NZers sound

fush & chups.

[SayHelloToMyLittleFriend]

"Hill Yiss!"

That's Sith Ifrickin.

[woodo]

<img src="http://apt46.net/wp-content/upload/how-to-speak-nz.gif" alt="how-to-speak-nz.gif (657×608)"/> Haha this might help x