Delectable Obeservations - Girls Being Fat, Gluttonous, Lazy, etc.

[damocles]

Any recent Thanksgiving observations???

[GayGayButch]

6 hours ago, John Smith said:

For a while, I'd almost thought that was your actual portayal.

Well, i'm hot too. =P

But i don't eat too much, and that's mostly due to the scars i got from my anorexia days.

[LorenzoStink]

I have no clue what the prior angst is about in this forum, but I thought I'd finally contribute something about my girlfriend. I have never posted on here, mostly because I've chosen to enjoy the contributions from everyone else. I will never post any pics of my girlfriend, at least not without her knowing, and considering she does not know about my preference for fat women, I likely never will. But I am always coming across experiences with her that are worth sharing on a thread like this. 

A little background on her weight,

She's 4'10" and Hispanic. Quite small. I've known her for probably 10 years. Been dating for almost 4 years. She was tiiiiiiinnnnny in high school, especially given her height of course. She tells me how she always weighed under 100 lbs, at least until college. But as many do, she started gaining some pounds in college, probably starting soph year. This was so delightful to see as she was always the tiny one. It was almost a part of her personality/image, being the almost comically short tiny one of our friends. But like I said, that began to change. I began to notice on social media she had gained some weight and couldn't believe that the notoriously tiny friend was the one gaining weight. And then we reconnected, and I got to see her gain first-hand. She's an amazing person and I love being around her, the whole weight-gain thing was just a perfect added bonus of dating her. Now a couple years later, I think she is definitely pushing 130 maaaaybe 135, and on her 4'10" frame she's such a cute little chubbster. I'd say she gained most of that in the year before we started dating, but she's definitely put on another 10 lbs during our relationship. Not a lot numbers-wise but again, she's 4'10". Most of her weight has gone to her legs and ass, which were always the most pronounced features on her, but she has the cutest little belly to go with them too now. Her thighs now have some stretch marks and her thick ass is nicely painted with cellulite.The amazing part is that she knows she has gained a lot of weight but she is super hesitant to buy anything other than the size 0 and XS clothing she always has worn. Recently, she's told me she's been getting some size 2's, finally haha. But regardless, she really has to squeeze into her pants. She started to wear more baggy shirts and less revealing tops, which is disappointing. I always tell her how amazing she looks and that I prefer a little extra meat on the bones. She gets upset about her weight from time to time, but she also says how much she loves her large thighs and booty. She has such plump and round legs and ass, which she loves! She mostly complains that she doesn't like the little beer gut she's been developing. Oh but I like it all. Like it a lot. She's completely unmotivated to work out. When we first started to date, 3-4 years ago, she would work out from time to time. Honestly, like once a month. Now, I couldn't tell you the last time she has worked out, probably a year. She's just a lazy little gal. And she works nights so her schedule is kinda messed. That means she sleeps a TON. Oh, and she is such a foodie. She loves food probably more than anything and she'd be the first to admit that. Sometimes I think she has a bigger appetite than me, and I'm a foot taller and am much much more active. She constantly wants to eat. Sometimes we will finish a big meal out and then we'll get home and she immediately wants to eat again. And anytime we go out with friends, she will whisper to me about how hungry she is (knowing that our friends are just out for drinks) and ALWAYS ends up ordering some greasy bar food, even though she is usually the only one eating. Sometimes at the bar, but always on the way home, she'll unbutton her tight pants and make a point of telling me that she's done so. I'm a pretty fit guy and recently have even encouraged her to work out with me. I feel like it would help her self-esteem a bit, but she has yet to take me up on the offer. She doesn't even try to make excuses, just says she doesn't want to and opts for a nap instead.

Anyways, on to my most recent observation.

The other night, her and her mom had tickets to a musical and it included some VIP package with free appetizers and wine before the show. I offered to drive her and her mom to and from the show. I was lying in her bed watching her get ready (one of my favorite hobbies, as I get to watch her struggle to squeeze her legs and ass into her outgrown pants). She picked out a cute dress, nice and flowy which I know she likes as it hides her chubby body. Then she took out a new pair of tights. Size small. But she told me that the tights were called "control" as they were supposed to help keep everything in control. I made a little joke about her needing some control (she takes some teasing well and even instigates it even though she isn't a huge fan of her gain). But she hoisted the tights up and they rose up past her little tummy which now pushes out farther than her smaller-sized boobs. And off we went. I dropped her off and a little later she starts snapping me with pictures of all the free food and wine. A little drunk and with a full tummy she sat through the show and I picked her and her mom up after. The first thing she says when she gets in, "oh my god look I ripped my new tights! I was doing so good, they didn't rip the whole time and then I got up at the end of the show, pulled my tights up over my stomach and a big hole ripped right in my crotch, look!" I'm sitting there trying to control myself, especially with her mother in the backseat. But she shows me the rip and there's a good 3-4 inch round hole all the way up near her hips on one of her legs and then smaller tears all the way down her leg. It was magnificent. I could just picture her gorging on food and wine thinking hey my tights will keep everything in control, and then at the very end of the show it all just gives way. My favorite part is her reaction. She treats it like a joke and how funny it is and she is very open about it. Maybe there is an ounce of shame but mostly she thinks its pretty funny and seems to eagerly want to show me. This ain't the first time she's ripped tights, hell pants for that matter. I was watching her get dressed about a year ago and she ripped a pair of jeans all the way from her ass and down one side of her leg. I remember her sitting on the floor with a gaping tear in her jeans and she was laughing it off and just looked defeated. But the tights were the most recent experience and thought I'd finally share something. We went home and her mom left. And then my drunk little chubby girl was all over me, still wearing those ripped tights. A little later she got into her favorite baggy sweats and we hit the couch with a couple big bowls of soup that I had made that day. She of course polished off her bowl, eating just as much as I did. Then, she remarked how eating always makes her so tired and she immediately fell asleep on the couch. I wish she knew how much her laziness turns me on sometimes.

I'll post again in the future from time to time if this entertained any of you.

[le_gone]

We had the opportunity to go to Sicilia for 5 days, together with a couple of friends. The woman of this couple is a real foodie, although she is slightly chubby but not that much (she is 1,62 m high and I would say she is 65 kg). And it seems that she never refrained herself from eating and enjoying food ! So, not only in the restaurant she enjoyed local food a lot, but each time we passed by a bakery she stopped and so often she entered for ordering local pastries, which are quite high-calorie with cream and almond past. Of course, my wife, who is much more mindful of her calorie intake (although 20 kg heavier !) tried to resist to the attractiveness of these delights, but generally to no avail ! And our friend saying « let yourself go, it is so good, enjoy like I do ». To be honest, she offered little resistance but back home she told me she gained 4 kg ! And she added « and Christmas Eve and Christmas lunch are coming ! ». I wonder whether she is on her way for coming back to her peak weight !

[Joliat]

My wife, all 310 lbs of her, had her holiday lunch party at work this week. They were let off work early afterwards. So I picked her up at the commuter train station about an hour after the lunch ended.

Her first words: "Ugh. I'm so full!" This, after an hour of time to digest. How much did she eat? And what did her co-workers make of this SSBBW obviously eating huge quantities?

Parties in general have always been like a green light to her to indulge - not so much in alcohol as in food. Last year we were at a big gathering and she was talking about cooking. A guy commented to me, 'your wife really seems to know what she's talking about.' 'Yeah, she's a great cook,' I replied, knowing full well that this was really a remark about her weight, LOL. Later on I noticed her going at the dessert platter. Thirds and fourths. You could see people discreetly noticing and looking a tad uncomfortable, but she seems to be oblivious to the effect. Of course on the drive home she moaned about being stuffed.

Also last holiday season we went downtown late in the evening with friends from out of town. We were in a sort of hipster bar/restaurant and  she took the lead in ordering a huge plate of shared appetizers. A bit later she brought up the idea of dessert, and when our friends expressed reservations because they had no room, she exclaimed, 'we're having fun, go big or go home!' I still remember her hauling herself out of her chair as we eventually left and noticing the glances she got. Biggest gal in the place, full appetizers after having had a full dinner and then a sizeable dessert. A beautiful spectacle.

[NikeLove1986]

Did she undo the button for her clothes when she got in the car at any of these special events lol 

[Joliat]

On 12/20/2019 at 10:01 AM, NikeLove1986 said:

Did she undo the button for her clothes when she got in the car at any of these special events lol 

 

Not that I've noticed, but she *does* routinely leave the bottom buttons of her overcoat undone - otherwise it's too tight around the lower belly.

Here's another anecdote from this summer. She signed up for a 90-minute cooking class on Indian food for a Saturday afternoon around 1:00. We had lunch and then I drove her there. What she hadn't realized was that they'd be cooking a complete and quite large Indian meal which they'd then eat. When it came time to pick her up, I saw her walking slowly up the sidewalk. She saw me, rolled her eyes, put her hand to her belly and exhaled: I'm so full. She actually had to go and have a nap when we got home, she was just too stuffed.

[Guest Kika0119]

Even though my wife’s weight has been hovering around the same number for months now (which is ~175 lbs at 5’2”), her belly, boobs and ass continue to look bigger, especially her belly lately. Her mid rise jeans have been pressing into her belly a lot more recently, doesn’t matter if she’s sitting down or standing. 

Today, when she got off work she said she was going to grab a box of pizza for us. I asked her if she should get 2 boxes instead of one because sometimes when we’re really hungry (which she was), we need more than one box. She said no because she said “I’m supposed to be watching what I’m eating. I’ll just get crazy bread with the pizza.” But then when she arrived home, she didn’t just have pizza and breadsticks, but chips, candy, soda, and a very sugary latte as well. Afterwards we were sitting on the floor of the living room and those tight jeans of hers were really pressing into her stomach. Like always, she decided to unbutton them and her fat belly just spilled out. Idk if it was just because it was turning me on, but this is the biggest her belly and boobs have ever looked. Then even she stood up, buttoned her jeans, and tucked her shirt in, those jeans were still pressing into her belly. That’s how I knew her belly really has grown, when her belly was still protruding and looking round even while standing. Can’t wait to see her gain more. 

[Guest superbacon7]

You gotta bring your thread back, Kika! Lmao!

[ronnie17de]

6 hours ago, superbacon7 said:

You gotta bring your thread back, Kika! Lmao!

Indeed!

[le_gone]

Yesterday evening we had not much for dinner so we decided to go to a nearby restaurant, an all you can eat buffet, to have a « light supper » said my wife. But of course, in front of all the exposed food, she didn’t resist to temptations. But « I’ll not take dessert » she said. And what happened ? «I’ll have a look to desserts, to have a few things » and came back with a full plate of various cakes !

Back home, she took off her skirt, felt down onto the couch and, patting her round belly, said « I took advance on Christmas stuffing I’m afraid ». 

Of course, tonight we have Christmas Eve dinner at her family ‘s and tomorrow Christmas lunch at my family’s !

[Guest Kika0119]

21 hours ago, superbacon7 said:

You gotta bring your thread back, Kika! Lmao!

@superbacon7 @ronnie17de Lol didn’t even think any of you guys remembered my thread 

[itisreallyme]

I got a fun little story from a party I attended last night (NYE).

The party I attended was a sort of underground rave/kink friendly party with music, fire spinning, and drugs run by a local "burning man" affiliated group in my city. Lots of scantily clad women (and men) and large dancefloors both inside and outside of a warehouse-esque space. At one point in the evening, I was looking around just taking in the "sights" when I witnessed (I think) something peculiar. A couple was interacting near the dancefloor, making out a bit and just holding each other close. The girl was particularly curvy and had a similar build/outfit as this, with a belt on the jeans:

(screen capture of a lmbb stuffing vid)
  Possibly a different colored shirt, but that's besides the point. You get the image in your head.
Anyway, I was just admiring her for a few seconds when the guy she was with grabbed ahold of the belt and kinda shook her, making her belly/torso jiggle a bit. The girl almost seemed to blush in emarassment. They seemed to say something to one another and then continued to make out.
After witnessing this, I built a story in my head that he was teasing her about gaining weight and her outfit being a bit tight. Regardless of whether he was actually her feeder of just admirer of her chub or none of the above,  it was an interesting situation to witness. Possible FA interaction out in the wild.

[Guest Kika0119]

Small thing today. My wife ate a ton of carb heavy food today for lunch and then followed that food with some lemon cakes and twizzlers. She was absolutely stuffed. She unbuttoned her jeans and took them off almost immediately after, then she kept complaining of how full she feels and she kept re-positioning when we were lying down watching a movie because she couldn't get comfortable with her swollen belly. Trying to lay directly on her belly was definitely not happening. So we finished watching the movie and then she was just lying there complaining about her belly and saying how she needs to stop doing this and she needs to know when to stop eating. Then we had to get up to go somewhere even with her swollen and stuffed belly, which meant putting her jeans back on. So I just stood there watching her struggle to pull her skinny jeans up her thick thighs and ass as she mutters "why did you let me get those twizzlers...." as if that candy alone was the issue. Then after she got them up, it was time for the hard part - buttoning them over her protruding belly. I'm telling you, she really stuffed herself. Her belly could not be sucked in and it was rock hard, even her upper belly was bloated. So she somehow buttoned them and the waist band was pushing into her belly, naturally. I went over to her slightly rubbing it and admiring her goddess-like body, and a second later without me even touching her, her jeans unbuttoned by themselves and her belly dropped down. Looking at these jeans, they are obviously too small of a size for her, but she is still clinging onto them and continues to wear them. This is the first time her swollen belly has made her jeans unbutton, and I don't think this will be the last time because I don't see her big appetite changing any time soon. 

[NikeLove1986]

Now that is a fcn great update man ! Thank you for the story on her 👍😎

[LorenzoStink]

On 12/14/2019 at 4:07 AM, LorenzoStink said:

I have no clue what the prior angst is about in this forum, but I thought I'd finally contribute something about my girlfriend. I have never posted on here, mostly because I've chosen to enjoy the contributions from everyone else. I will never post any pics of my girlfriend, at least not without her knowing, and considering she does not know about my preference for fat women, I likely never will. But I am always coming across experiences with her that are worth sharing on a thread like this. 

A little background on her weight,

She's 4'10" and Hispanic. Quite small. I've known her for probably 10 years. Been dating for almost 4 years. She was tiiiiiiinnnnny in high school, especially given her height of course. She tells me how she always weighed under 100 lbs, at least until college. But as many do, she started gaining some pounds in college, probably starting soph year. This was so delightful to see as she was always the tiny one. It was almost a part of her personality/image, being the almost comically short tiny one of our friends. But like I said, that began to change. I began to notice on social media she had gained some weight and couldn't believe that the notoriously tiny friend was the one gaining weight. And then we reconnected, and I got to see her gain first-hand. She's an amazing person and I love being around her, the whole weight-gain thing was just a perfect added bonus of dating her. Now a couple years later, I think she is definitely pushing 130 maaaaybe 135, and on her 4'10" frame she's such a cute little chubbster. I'd say she gained most of that in the year before we started dating, but she's definitely put on another 10 lbs during our relationship. Not a lot numbers-wise but again, she's 4'10". Most of her weight has gone to her legs and ass, which were always the most pronounced features on her, but she has the cutest little belly to go with them too now. Her thighs now have some stretch marks and her thick ass is nicely painted with cellulite.The amazing part is that she knows she has gained a lot of weight but she is super hesitant to buy anything other than the size 0 and XS clothing she always has worn. Recently, she's told me she's been getting some size 2's, finally haha. But regardless, she really has to squeeze into her pants. She started to wear more baggy shirts and less revealing tops, which is disappointing. I always tell her how amazing she looks and that I prefer a little extra meat on the bones. She gets upset about her weight from time to time, but she also says how much she loves her large thighs and booty. She has such plump and round legs and ass, which she loves! She mostly complains that she doesn't like the little beer gut she's been developing. Oh but I like it all. Like it a lot. She's completely unmotivated to work out. When we first started to date, 3-4 years ago, she would work out from time to time. Honestly, like once a month. Now, I couldn't tell you the last time she has worked out, probably a year. She's just a lazy little gal. And she works nights so her schedule is kinda messed. That means she sleeps a TON. Oh, and she is such a foodie. She loves food probably more than anything and she'd be the first to admit that. Sometimes I think she has a bigger appetite than me, and I'm a foot taller and am much much more active. She constantly wants to eat. Sometimes we will finish a big meal out and then we'll get home and she immediately wants to eat again. And anytime we go out with friends, she will whisper to me about how hungry she is (knowing that our friends are just out for drinks) and ALWAYS ends up ordering some greasy bar food, even though she is usually the only one eating. Sometimes at the bar, but always on the way home, she'll unbutton her tight pants and make a point of telling me that she's done so. I'm a pretty fit guy and recently have even encouraged her to work out with me. I feel like it would help her self-esteem a bit, but she has yet to take me up on the offer. She doesn't even try to make excuses, just says she doesn't want to and opts for a nap instead.

Anyways, on to my most recent observation.

The other night, her and her mom had tickets to a musical and it included some VIP package with free appetizers and wine before the show. I offered to drive her and her mom to and from the show. I was lying in her bed watching her get ready (one of my favorite hobbies, as I get to watch her struggle to squeeze her legs and ass into her outgrown pants). She picked out a cute dress, nice and flowy which I know she likes as it hides her chubby body. Then she took out a new pair of tights. Size small. But she told me that the tights were called "control" as they were supposed to help keep everything in control. I made a little joke about her needing some control (she takes some teasing well and even instigates it even though she isn't a huge fan of her gain). But she hoisted the tights up and they rose up past her little tummy which now pushes out farther than her smaller-sized boobs. And off we went. I dropped her off and a little later she starts snapping me with pictures of all the free food and wine. A little drunk and with a full tummy she sat through the show and I picked her and her mom up after. The first thing she says when she gets in, "oh my god look I ripped my new tights! I was doing so good, they didn't rip the whole time and then I got up at the end of the show, pulled my tights up over my stomach and a big hole ripped right in my crotch, look!" I'm sitting there trying to control myself, especially with her mother in the backseat. But she shows me the rip and there's a good 3-4 inch round hole all the way up near her hips on one of her legs and then smaller tears all the way down her leg. It was magnificent. I could just picture her gorging on food and wine thinking hey my tights will keep everything in control, and then at the very end of the show it all just gives way. My favorite part is her reaction. She treats it like a joke and how funny it is and she is very open about it. Maybe there is an ounce of shame but mostly she thinks its pretty funny and seems to eagerly want to show me. This ain't the first time she's ripped tights, hell pants for that matter. I was watching her get dressed about a year ago and she ripped a pair of jeans all the way from her ass and down one side of her leg. I remember her sitting on the floor with a gaping tear in her jeans and she was laughing it off and just looked defeated. But the tights were the most recent experience and thought I'd finally share something. We went home and her mom left. And then my drunk little chubby girl was all over me, still wearing those ripped tights. A little later she got into her favorite baggy sweats and we hit the couch with a couple big bowls of soup that I had made that day. She of course polished off her bowl, eating just as much as I did. Then, she remarked how eating always makes her so tired and she immediately fell asleep on the couch. I wish she knew how much her laziness turns me on sometimes.

I'll post again in the future from time to time if this entertained any of you.

Just some general updates.

My girlfriend definitely pigged out over the holidays and still hasn't worked out (stretching that streak of not working out even further). When I go over her place I will go down to her fitness room and have made a point of asking if she wants to come with. She always turns me down and with a giggle tells me maybe next week. She tells me she will start doing a 7 minute workout as a start and go from there but never has the motivation to do it. 

She goes out with her friends a couple times a week always for a dinner or happy hour. Due to my schedule, a lot of days we don't see each other so she will call me to talk about her day after she sees her friends. Lately, probably 3 or 4 times in the last month, she'll call me on her way back from dinner. "Hello" I'll say and the first thing she does is give an exasperated moan, "heeeeeyyyyyy honey, mmmmmmmm.". "What's up??" I'll say, and now knowing exactly what she's gonna say, she says "I'm sooooo full!" It's so interesting to me and such a turn on that despite her alleged discomfort with her weight gain that she still insists on telling me how full she is and how much she ate. Sometimes I think she likes it or maybe she just realizes how much I love her swollen soft little belly.

I remember last week hanging out with her and getting home and noticing she had unbuttoned her jeans. She has made such a habit of always unbuttoning her pants while we are at dinner or out with friends and letting her baggy sweater hide the fact that she isn't buttoned up so no one will know. But this time we got home from some meal and her pants were unbuttoned and she had plans to see a friend for drinks right after. She left the house without changing clothes but she left my apartment with her pants unbuttoned, covering it with a long baggy sweater, and went out to stuff her tummy with more food and drinks. So hot to me that she is in such denial of just how gluttonous she is and her level of acceptance of having those pants unbuttoned even when she is in public.

Next week we are going on vacation, which I'm sure will be filled with food and lounging. I'm asking her to marry me on this trip. Can't wait to commit to my little chubby for life. I'm sure there will be some more delectable moments from her when she picks out a dress and has to face the reality of fitting into it. Maybe that will be enough to encourage her to work out here or there, but either way, I'm so happy with my lazy little piggy. Will keep ya'll updated. Seems like every time I see her she does something or says something that is worthy of this thread.

[LorenzoStink]

9 minutes ago, LorenzoStink said:

Just some general updates.

 

And one quick story that I forgot to add

We went to Ikea a couple weeks ago to buy some things for my new apartment. And if you are familiar with Ikea you know they have a pretty delicious food court. Meatballs and mashed potatoes. Yum.

My girlfriend is obsessed with the food there. Anytime she goes, she pigs out on some Swedish meatballs and carbs.

So we arrive on empty stomachs and immediately hit the the restaurant. We both got full entrees (this story make me seem equally as gluttonous but like I've mentioned, I'm an active guy and in good shape, but the stuffing on her little 4'10" frame is much more impressive). We finished our meals and continued through the store picking out some things to buy. We spent maybe an hour in the store before heading to my car to pack in our purchases. She tells me she's kinda hungry, and bashfully so as we had just had a full meal. I tell her that I'm still a little hungry too and say why don't we head back in for some more food. So we pack my car and immediately head back in for more food. She gets another full meal of meatballs, potatoes and gravy. She jokes that we are "such fatties" and should go to a different cashier so they don't recognize us from an hour ago. She polishes off another plate full of food and we head out. She continued to joke about how fat we are for doing that. It was such a turn on and I teased her on our way back home for doing that with me.

[Guest high]

1 hour ago, LorenzoStink said:

...Next week we are going on vacation, which I'm sure will be filled with food and lounging. I'm asking her to marry me on this trip. Can't wait to commit to my little chubby for life.

Congratulations! That's awesome.

Hope it goes smoothly and you don't spaz out. JK, you'll be fine.

[NikeLove1986]

Hope all goes well with the proposal and have fun on Vacation.  Can't wait for the vacation update Good luck you got this 

[Guest Kika0119]

So in another thread, I talked about how my fiance is beginning birth control pills and how i'm curious about how much weight she will gain because BC pills are known to increase your appetite and my wife already has a big sometimes uncontrollable appetite. She's been on them for almost a week now and her boobs are already noticeably bigger. Usually her boobs will swell a little right before her period, but then right when the period comes, they go back to normal. Well, her boobs have stayed big. They look fuller and they're heavier. This isn't in my head.

What I'm not sure is real and may just be in my head, is that she's looking bigger in her belly area as well. I know another side effect of BC pills is that there can be some water retention in the beginning and that can make you gain a few pounds. So i'm not sure if it is that or it's just in my head. There just seems like there is a good amount more that I'm grabbing onto. She's always had big love handles, but they just felt meatier to me today when I gripped them. Her rolls also look deeper. Then she was lying on her back on the couch next to me and now the layer of fat on her belly is thick enough that it's still sticking out while lying back. I couldn't stop jiggling it and squeezing and pushing it around making it look bigger. And every time I would see it looking like it was being sucked in a little, I would tell her to stop sucking it in and then it would look even bigger when she let it relax. She also feels heavier. Like she's been feeling heavy, but when I picked her up today, I felt the strain a little more. I need to start working out more to keep up with her growing ass, thighs, and belly. 

Other side stuff. It's always a turn on when she demands me to pick up a burger for her and have it waiting for her when she gets home. And then she also throws in something she wants to drink as well and some other junk food. She did that today. After eating all of it, she walked around the house with her tight scrub pants pulled half way up her belly, the waist band obviously pushing into her fat, but her bloated belly full of food remaining extra round. 

Then I asked her about her wedding dress fitting she had early today and she was voicing her concerns because the dress is white and the midsection really shows off her fat belly. I can't wait to see her in the dress on our wedding. 

[NikeLove1986]

That sounds fantastic man Well wishes for you and the Mrs. Will you ever be posting any pictures of her on here in the future? 

[Guest superbacon7]

2 hours ago, NikeLove1986 said:

That sounds fantastic man Well wishes for you and the Mrs. Will you ever be posting any pictures of her on here in the future? 

He used to have a thread up but he decided he might not want to have it up anymore! Is he the luckiest man on earth based on what i have seen? Well yeah, yeah he is.

[Guest Kika0119]

22 hours ago, NikeLove1986 said:

That sounds fantastic man Well wishes for you and the Mrs. Will you ever be posting any pictures of her on here in the future? 

What superbacon said lol. I'm still thinking about making another thread in the future. We'll see.

[Guest SKFHh]

On 5/26/2019 at 10:49 PM, SKFHh said:

Met up with this chick and a few friends the other day.

She was running late for the bus, quite literally, so when she got on she was out of breath and her high waisted pants had slipped down just enough that a roll of fat was hanging out.

She quickly pulled them back up, but the elasticated waistband snapping over that flab was pretty delicious in itself, as well as the complaint that "you shouldn't have to run up hill when you're this unfit"

She then had a load of drinks, a serving of nachos as well as two slices of pizza from someone else and about half a portion of someone else's fries.

And even in loose-fitting black pants her ass was massive 😂

Chick in question was hungover last weekend and I said I'd bring her KFC.

Texted me the order with, quote, "coz I'm a pig"

- $5 fill up (2 drumsticks, mashed potatoes, biscuit, cookie, DIET Pepsi)

- 6 chicken tenders with wedges

- large popcorn nuggets

Got myself a sandwich that came with wedges and drink and just left the wedges in the bag. She ate that too.

She was in sweatpants and a hoodie but still hot seeing her stuff all that food away

[NikeLove1986]

Shit some people have all the luck lol...