The Future of Fat

[TemporaryFlamins]

As Vennie suggests, we will one day be able to regulate the metabolism - when we can do this, no one will be fat.

[TemporaryFlamins]

I think that if/when that happens, the only fat people will be those who actually want to be fat.

I have a suspicion that would turn out to be a tiny fraction of the population:

1) Most chicks who claim to like being fat are in fact simply reconciling themselves to the condition, and if it was easy to be thin then they would chose to be so.

2)  If everyone could be thin, then society would consider those who actively chose to be fat to be even more weird and perverse than they currently do.

3)  Even those girls who genuinely do like being fat often only arrive at this conclusion after a lengthy process of not liking it.  If there is a cure for fatness regularly available, the chances of them enduring years of being uncomfortable with their size before coming to terms with it are low.

[TemporaryFlamins]

My dear fellow, it's quite simple: fat people will be eliminated.

Could we have a sort of giant battle royale, but just for hot fatties?

[TemporaryFlamins]

Not to be a downer, but I predict that at the latest, by 2100, genetic research will devise a method to regulate the human metabolism, thereby eliminating obesity.

Agreed.  It is just a matter of time.  We live in the golden age of fat right now.