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and its NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY cakecakecakecakecake
aheem, anyway ... this video has been a loooong time coming and i finally got to it. watch me get down on all fours like the growing hog that i am and literally inhale this cake. at times it was super rough getting down and i even gagged at some points from being so full, but i was able to wash it all down with some chocolate milk 🐷 i was really proud of myself because i worked my way through the entire cake like a good piggy should 🥰 i made a complete mess of myself though, i was so full i could hardly move. all i could do was rub my full swollen belly despite how covered in sugary frosting i was. it actually felt good to rub it into my skin... a sweet sugary rubbed ham 😋 (yum)
when we went to purchase the cake at a local grocery store the woman asked us whose birthday it was and put a little happy birthday pin on top of the cake. little did she know it was for my fat ass to eat in one sitting