Honey, Do I Look Fat In This Dress?

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow and I need you, my husband, to let me know what you think of the dress I bought to wear tomorrow. Oh my gosh, I look soooo fat in it! What do you think baby? Looks like you like it, but you like my flabby tummy, I should have known this when I married a feeder...

But oh I love how you're looking at me... that's a naughty stare you've got there...