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Why are you teasing me about my weight? I haven't gotten that fat! These are the same pants I have had all along. See they are buttoned and zipped up.
Maybe I have gained a little weight. But stop saying I'm getting so fat! No, I don't want to unzip my pants. No, I don't want to jiggle my belly!
Okay, okay, fine! I've gotten so fat. I'm huge. I'm a big fat cow...there, are you happy?!?! I'm fat! And you know what, I don't care! I'm going to get even fatter! How about that. I'm going to eat and eat and eat and never stop!
Oh and wait, what? What are you doing there? Are you getting horny? You are, you are getting excited listening to me talk about how much fatter I'm going to get.