About This File
I really miss you and I'm so lonely. And you know what happens when I get lonely...I eat too much!
But I know you like it when I do. You love my belly to be big, round, and stuffed with food. And boy is it right now!
My belly is so big and fat I can't even believe it. But I'm going to tease you with it and make you miss me. Plus I think I'll have a little dessert just to really get you excited to come home.
A little dessert...who am I kidding.