Belly Play and Talk While Trying on Tight, Outgrown Shirt

All of my clothes have been getting so small recently! My belly pops out of the bottom of every one of them. What am I supposed to do? I try on a tight white button up shirt, one that I have had since I was much skinnier. When I put it on this time, it is really tight! All this new fat will barely let me button the buttons. I talk about how fat I've gotten, and muse about how little time I'll be able to get this shirt on without the buttons popping! Come check out my big, round, stretchmark-covered belly!