About This File
If my willpower holds, this could conceivably be the biggest measurements I'll ever take.
Or, yanno, if I continue to gorge myself, I might have to update these figures next month.
Either way, I'm much fatter now than I ever thought I'd be.
If I don't shed a couple pounds, this is the body I'll be taking with me on tropical vacation.
Snorkeling, white sand beaches, and my big flabby gut, freshly gorged with street food.
Check this video to learn my dress size, as well as the measurements for my big, chubby arms, thighs, belly and more.
I also talk about and compare my current measurements against what they were when I was much thinner.