Personal Pizza and Painfully Tight Jeans

That belly of yours is a wonder of the world and it's soooooo good to see it muffin-spreading over the top of your jeans again and bulging the fabric of a t-shirt. I love the way it moves slightly independently of the rest of your body like a giant squishy spare tire and your love handles are to die for. I know you're not a jeans person but when you've got on a pair that fits you (oh those size 9's.... 😍) with a struggling t-shirt up top.... OMG it's so good to have you back.

I knocked a star off because the lighting is a bit dark. But still. You look fabulous!