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Retirement Sale
Originally $2.99
Now $2.00
Happy Oktoberfest!
I decided that the best way to celebrate would be by chugging a ton of beer and snacking on some big pretzels. Since I've been such a little piggy this last year my costume no longer fully zips up in the back, I take ample time to show you while jiggling my fat ass. Knowing that this beer will bloat me I make sure to get a before and after shot of my fat swollen belly.
When I sit down and chug the bear you get a real look at how fat and wide I've gotten. With each sip of beer and bite of pretzel, I get more and more excited! Each sip makes me burp more and more. I love the feeling of being big, bloated, and burping!