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It's hard to have fun when you aren't home alone. But I found a way to have a really good time all by myself without making a sound or making my roommate suspicious! If she knew what a proud, greedy pig I really am, what would she say? What if she knew I was pouring baby oil all over my ever expanding belly? That I was rubbing and caressing my stretch mark covered belly and jiggling my fat? She would say "what kind of pig bounces and shakes their big, oil covered belly in a tiny shower?"