About This File
I was supposed to go to my friend's birthday party and bring cake and champagne for a toast, but I couldn't resist opening the bottle and chugging most of it down right away. Watch me fail at being a friend and win at turning into a greedy, drunken pig with no self control. This is part one of a 3 part series, and I'm already very tipsy and flirty and stumbly by the end of this one. If you like drunk, insatiable piggies in too tight party dresses having fun, belching, and slapping and rubbing their bloated guts while their massive tits and fat ass struggle to escape, this is for you!
