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I can’t believe my boyfriend dumped me on Valentine’s Day of all days! I’m so upset. I bought this cute lingerie set and made sure I looked super sexy for our date, until my ex dropped a major bomb on me. He tells me I’m getting too fat and doesn’t want to be with me anymore. Can you believe that?! Me? Fat?! It’s completely shocking and it doesn’t make any sense. Well, one of my gifts to him was going to be a couple of mini bottles of rosé, but since I’m stuck at home alone, I decide to not let them go to waste and fill myself up with them instead! I chug them all down, getting more and more tipsy with each mini bottle. By the end I’m looking nice and bloated and continuously let out massive burps. I’m still in complete denial about my “weight gain” my ex speaks of, but whatever. My Valentine’s Day didn’t turn out so bad *burp* 😜
