Pasta and Pizza Stuffing

Almost half an hour of hot facestuffing fun! It's finally time to indulge, and I just can't wait to tuck into my treat! I've got two orders of creamy cheesy pasta (over a 1000 calories each!), a pizza and 2L of sugary sweet soda all to myself, what a lucky little pig I am! My gluttonous side takes over completely and I greedily devour the pastas in record time, shoving rich mouthfuls in before I'm finished chewing the bite before it. After destroying the pastas, I move on to my pizza, alternating taking big bites and chugging the soda in huge gulps, even though my stomach is feels like it's bursting from the pasta's rapid expansion, I just can't help myself, I keep taking bite after bite until I literally can't anymore. After I'm finished, I feel as big as a house, my poor belly is so bloated, I can barely move! ~ Includes: facestuffing, chugging, lots of burps, before and after measurements