About This File
I've always wanted to make a cooking video for you guys!
Watch me bake a batch of sugary cookies with heaps of Reese's and Heath bits inside! I hope you don't mind- I have to plop my belly on the counter so I can get closer to my mixer. And I'm such a greedy piggy, I have to lick the mixing wand clean- and the spoon. I was having so much fun wobbling and jiggling around my kitchen that I didn't realize it- but these cookies I made are massive!
Time to dig in!
Ugh! Cooking is exhausting! I'm ready to laze on the couch and do what I do best- greedily stuff myself until all I can do is lay back and rub my poor, overfed belly. I'm such a lazy, fattened hog and you can see all of the evidence of my gluttony hanging off of me now. I hope you find my plump cheeks and piggy demeanor as entertaining and erotic as I do. This was a fun video to make!
