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Featuring: Crazy Constance
Snacks in hand I was about to sit down and get my game on when I heard my roommate Constance call out my name. Suddenly she burst into my room and began snooping around my desk. With a high pitched whine she exclaimed that I'd stolen her chocolates. The chocolates that she'd carelessly left in the common area of the kitchen mind you.
Unimpressed by her claims I take a swig of my soda and then let out a loud belch. Always the drama queen Constance let out shrill noise of disgust and then flailed about fanning her face. As she plopped down on my bed she exclaimed, I'm such a fat slob! I smirk and think to myself that she really has no idea. As I greedily shovel potato chips into my mouth she goes on and on about the chocolates and her period. Eventually I've had enough and I pointedly tell her that I am in fact doing her a favor. After all she's always complaining about how hard it is to maintain her lithe figure. She continues to prattle on about her womanly woes as I stuff my fat face.
Fed up she reaches out and asks me what the fuck am I wearing? Perplexed by her question I ask her what she means. She tells me it's suppose to be a cute belly shirt but for people that actually have a flat belly. Reaching out she grabs a handful of the thick fat around my waist and says with disgust, not this. I roll my eyes as I take another swig of my soda and follow it with another belch. I pull down my shirt and tell her it fits just fine. She points out the big swatch of flesh still showing and begins grabbing and pushing my fat. I tell her that she's just jealous. She balks at my words and stands to show me her slim figure. Getting annoyed by her presence I grab one of her chocolates and begin eating it right in front of her face!
