Summer Body Gaining Shake & Cake *Retirement Sale*

Retirement Sale 
Originally $2.99 
Now $2.00

I've been thinking; I'll never get my dream body just sitting around! I need to be more proactive in my gaining, and the best way to start is by chugging a creamy gaining shake. 

I grab my favorite ingredients for a gaining shake, heavy cream, chocolate syrup, rich ice cream, whole milk, and of course some powder for extra girth! I plop my fat ass down on my couch and chug away, washing it down with some delicious cake! I could feel this creamy, thick, high-calorie shake glide down my throat and sit heavy in my expanding belly. 

I make sure to show you all my belly in its fat glory! Jiggling and playing with it a bit, since you aren't here! These are so delicious; I think maybe I should make them a daily treat, what do you think?