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I was captain last year, what do you mean I am TOO FAT?
I am incredibly out of shape and I guess I didnt realize it until I went to try outs. I knew I ate a lot since last season but I didnt notice how much I have gained until now.
Watch me jump and jiggle around as I try to convince the coach that I just need some more "warm up" time. I am obviously in complete denial about my massive gain.
My uniform still fits me, well sort of, and I can still touch my toes! I just can't figure out which part of my body is too fat for their liking. Maybe it's my jiggly belly? Perhaps my thighs are too thick now? I'll just have to go eat an entire pan of brownies to make myself feel better. What a let down!