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Fool you once, stuff me twice..
You always catch me wearing your clothes. Your socks, your shirts and most of all - your boxers.
I just keep stretching them all out and leave none for you. You asked me to stop wearing the boxers but of course..
You catch me lounging in the bedroom, eating snacks and stretching your boxers farther than I ever have. Now I'm in trouble.
You force me to finish my bowl of skittles on all fours and I better slurp every last one up.
My mouth is so full I can hardly talk but you make me hike up those boxers and take my next stuffing. 🍆
I love when you make me pop.
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